Multicolored wack-bonk sticks to go!

Hey Rubia, may I suggest my new line – has color changing properties so it will always go with your outfits. I have one right over here.

And do you know about our insurance plan…

*whack*

sorry about that

Why yes it does! I’ll wrap one up for you. Would you like me to have it delivered to your hotel or would you like to take it with you?

Oh I absolutely need one with lavender and turquoise spirals all down the stick. Maybe with a silver cap on the business end?

Thank you, Instinct! I think I will take it with me – you never know when you will need it here in the wilds of Pleasanton!

You know, madre de Pipa, you might sell a few more of these if they didn’t have to be ordered “to go.” A couple of cheap lawn tables to the side with some basic condiments and napkins are all most people require. Of course, you probably would want to offer some refreshment to wash down the palates of those who don’t want to wait until they get home to enjoy their wack-bonk sticks….

Are there any silver or chrome whack-bonk sticks left? I would like one please.

Instinct, do you still have the flaming pu-dao? I know you fried some stuff and set your hair on fire, but I thought you had the bugs worked out…

Please can I have one covered in black velvet – the iron whack-bonk stick in the velvet glove.

Hey, Instinct and Pipa’s mom: perhaps you should try licensing! Imagine, the OCC wack-bonk stick, signed by Paul Sr. and personally dented on Paulie and Mikey. Or perhaps, the Sopranos edition, that gives a whole new meaning to “wack-bonk.” Maybe even the CSI version that won’t let you leave fingerprints on it? Just a thought…

Thank you Instinct. I look forward to receivinf my artistically produced custom built stick.

Here ya go Pollys Mum. I am an artist, but I work quickly 😀