The Groupon Guide to: Halloween History
12 AD: The first Halloween occurs when a frightened cluster of druids throws handfuls of candy to distract a roving band of ravenous moor children.
1931: Fearing competition from other sugared treats and holidays, The Coca-Cola Company teams up with Santa Claus to kidnap Harold the Halloween Horse.
1955: The most popular Halloween costume of ’55 was the scariest monster imaginable, a handsome movie star concealing secret Communist sympathies. The second-most popular costume—cowboy?
1987: New York Post columnist Whitley Gravers eviscerates the growing commercialism of Halloween in a scathing editorial, referring to it alternatively as “Hollow-ween” and “Shallow-ween.”
1996: Alarmist parents warn their children not to take any apples from strangers, as they may contain the sophomore album Razorblade Suitcase by British grunge rockers Bush.
2013: Halloween is canceled indefinitely because of terrifying monsters becoming real the previous year, thus making it much less fun for everyone to pretend.