Your child deserves a Halloween costume by Calvin Klein (Dave Barry, funny)

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  • 31 October, 2011 at 3:55 pm #48809
    Dee
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    http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/10/30/2469698/your-child-deserves-a-halloween.html

    31 October, 2011 at 5:35 pm #703102
    AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew
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    Liking it lots and lots!

    31 October, 2011 at 5:53 pm #703103
    Dee
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    HOST: Our next parent is Mrs. Shirley Hamperwinkle, who has dressed her daughter, Tiffany, as an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower! What an amazing costume! However did you do it, Shirley?

    PARENT: Well, Sue, first I forged 12,000 miniature steel girders in my home blast furnace, using ore I dug out of my garden. I assembled these girders using 2.5 million tiny hand-made rivets with the help of my husband, Ed, before he ran off. Then I attached the tower to Tiffany using 147 surgical screws.

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    That cracked me up!!

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