Why, oh why?

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  • 5 February, 2009 at 4:57 am #379965
    AV
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    … shakes head in laughter, as invisions a plane flight of “her” trying to squeeze into a seat between two “normal” passengers… both of whom are shocked beyond belief, and must re-adjust their under the seat bags and move their legs to let her bye!….. she sits down, with the “bazookas” encroaching onto each of her seat mates spaces, who are desparately trying not to 1) stare, and 2) not to let them touch !!!….. the captain signals for take off and the cabin starts to pressurize…..

    5 February, 2009 at 4:58 am #379966
    owlwatcher_974
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    TL,

    I can’t remember where I saw it – I don’t think it was mythbusters, but it was on a TV show. They were talking about the story of a woman who was wearing a bra that could be filled with air to enhance her bust size. Anyway, the bra supposedly exploded when the plane got high enough off the ground. I can’t remember if they were able to prove that it could have happened or not.

    5 February, 2009 at 4:58 am #379967
    feral
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    AV…you had me running for cover there. Hahahaha

    There she Blows!!

    5 February, 2009 at 4:59 am #379968
    owlwatcher_974
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    Thanks KK. I could not remember where I had seen that one or if it was true or not.

    5 February, 2009 at 4:59 am #379969
    KapitiKats in NZ
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    AV – someone who looks like that will NEVER have to fly coach. She’ll be in First Class (where the restrooms have more room for mile high club members.)

    Hey – I got my mojo back!

    5 February, 2009 at 5:00 am #379970
    AV
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    ….. the seat mates are praying her bra holds fast, and that she doesn’t eat anything salty……

    5 February, 2009 at 5:01 am #379971
    owlwatcher_974
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    I can just imagine her seatmates’ reaction when they hit some turbulence and things start bouncing around…

    5 February, 2009 at 5:02 am #379972
    bellantara
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    God forbid they should hit turbulence; she could knock someone out!

    5 February, 2009 at 5:03 am #379973
    Buttercup
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    When she ages if she wears a tube top it will end up a belt. Ack!

    5 February, 2009 at 5:04 am #379974
    owlwatcher_974
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    *trying desperately to breathe in between fits of laughter… wiping tears from her eyes so she can see the screen*

    5 February, 2009 at 5:08 am #379975
    AV
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    …. how will she eat her meal? since she won’t be able to see the tray under the bazookas?…… she must be adept at cutting her food carefully, then will have to move it around (once again, an encroachment on the seat mate squeezed over trying to eat) and then bring it over and up to her mouth…. wonders if she walks around with wierd food stains under her “shelf”????

    5 February, 2009 at 5:11 am #379976
    KapitiKats in NZ
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    AV – in first class there will be plenty of people willing to cut her food and feed it to her – and peel grapes for her and do ANYTHING for her! And that cleavage is the perfect holder for a champagne glass stem!

    5 February, 2009 at 5:11 am #379977
    bellantara
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    I’m reminded of a time when Dolly Parton (you knew she’d show up here eventually) was asked why she was so tiny when her girls were so large. Miss Parton’s answer? “Oh, honey, don’t nothing grow in the shade!”

    5 February, 2009 at 5:11 am #379978
    feral
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    Getting up away from screen to finish my crying laughter.

    5 February, 2009 at 5:14 am #379979
    owlwatcher_974
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    “And that cleavage is the perfect holder for a champagne glass stem!”

    An entire bottle of champagne could get lost in that cleavage – and so could the person who dove in to try to find the champagne!

    5 February, 2009 at 5:15 am #379980
    owlwatcher_974
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    *busts out laughing again as she remembers the original Tickle Me Elmo doll saying, “Bouncy Bouncy”*

    5 February, 2009 at 5:15 am #379981
    AV
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    ….. now invisioning her sitting with the champagne glass between the “girls”……… time warp….. 50 years later…. there she sits with that same champagne glass, only it has an efferident tablet and her teeth in them while she dozes off…..

    (ok, you can throw shoes now!)

    5 February, 2009 at 5:16 am #379982
    KapitiKats in NZ
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    LOL AV and OW!

    5 February, 2009 at 5:17 am #379983
    owlwatcher_974
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    I wonder if she is able to drive a car with those things in the way?

    5 February, 2009 at 5:19 am #379984
    feral
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    Could you envision her trying to ride a bicycle? Buwahahahaha

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