Why, oh why?

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5 February, 2009 at 4:20 am #379945

owlwatcher_974
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I wonder how she will tie her shoes considering she will never see any other part of her body again without a mirror

5 February, 2009 at 4:20 am #379946

bellantara
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“Grandma with huge bazookas”–more like Grandma with weird growths around her waist!

5 February, 2009 at 4:21 am #379947

AV
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I hope she bought the extra “anti-sag” insurance!!!!! LOL

5 February, 2009 at 4:22 am #379948

Dee
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I would imagine that the only way she will be able to walk in 30 years is by goose-stepping and kicking them out of the way!

And she is not going to get accurate mammogram readings, either.

5 February, 2009 at 4:22 am #379949

owlwatcher_974
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“more like Grandma with weird growths around her waist!”

*nearly falls out of her chair laughing*

5 February, 2009 at 4:25 am #379950

AV
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…. we may just have to add a verse to “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”!!!….

5 February, 2009 at 4:26 am #379951

Cat talk rules
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Looks deformed I can’t imagine why anyone would do that to themselves

5 February, 2009 at 4:30 am #379952

bellantara
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A 28 year old Texas housewife, who’s had nine operations and a gallon of silicone to reach that size. Why do I smell a rich old sugar daddy here?

5 February, 2009 at 4:39 am #379953

AV
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….Reindeer got run over by the Grandma

didn’t see him by the Christmas tree…

…Bazookas block his vision so all he saw

was big round things that made him laugh with glee!!!!!

(oh, I am bad!)

5 February, 2009 at 4:41 am #379954

SoxsMom
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Y’all made me laugh so hard daughter came running to see if I was having some sort of fit!

5 February, 2009 at 4:42 am #379955

Tigerlilly
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This is what the most intelligent species on the planet does??

5 February, 2009 at 4:45 am #379956

AV
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Maybe they took her brains out and put them there!!… Wow, she must have been really smart!!! LOLOLOLO

5 February, 2009 at 4:45 am #379957

feral
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She better hope they put the same amt. of pressure in each one.

Hahaha. Good one Tigerlilly!!

5 February, 2009 at 4:49 am #379958

owlwatcher_974
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I wonder what would happen if she ever tried to fly in an airplane? Or is it only the blow up bras that explode?

5 February, 2009 at 4:51 am #379959

KapitiKats in NZ
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I’m shocked into silence – can’t come up with a witty quip – someone please call me an ambulance as this is incredibly unusual.

5 February, 2009 at 4:52 am #379960

Tigerlilly
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Thanks Dee, this entire post gets funnier by the minute.

AV, I think you may have hit on the truth ther.

OW, I must have missed something; I never heard of exploding bras!!!

5 February, 2009 at 4:53 am #379961

BoogerMercurysMama
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You guys are just too funny hehehe!!! Hhhmmm each one has a gallon of silicone, well I don’t know how much a gallon of silicone weighs but a gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds, thats a lot of weight!!! How could that be anything but uncomfortable & always in the way.

5 February, 2009 at 4:55 am #379962

feral
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Well, I know high altitude makes my ears pop. I guess it could happen. lol

5 February, 2009 at 4:56 am #379963

bellantara
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Does silicon expand under pressure? That could be a very interesting plane ride.

Oh, almost forgot–*Sends ambulance to check on KK*

5 February, 2009 at 4:56 am #379964

KapitiKats in NZ
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Mythbusters exploded that myth actually – or rather nothing exploded.
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