Why, oh why?

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  • #379945

    owlwatcher_974
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    I wonder how she will tie her shoes considering she will never see any other part of her body again without a mirror

    #379946

    bellantara
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    “Grandma with huge bazookas”–more like Grandma with weird growths around her waist!

    #379947

    AV
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    I hope she bought the extra “anti-sag” insurance!!!!! LOL

    #379948

    Dee
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    I would imagine that the only way she will be able to walk in 30 years is by goose-stepping and kicking them out of the way!

    And she is not going to get accurate mammogram readings, either.

    #379949

    owlwatcher_974
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    “more like Grandma with weird growths around her waist!”

    *nearly falls out of her chair laughing*

    #379950

    AV
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    …. we may just have to add a verse to “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”!!!….

    #379951

    Cat talk rules
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    Looks deformed I can’t imagine why anyone would do that to themselves

    #379952

    bellantara
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    A 28 year old Texas housewife, who’s had nine operations and a gallon of silicone to reach that size. Why do I smell a rich old sugar daddy here?

    #379953

    AV
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    ….Reindeer got run over by the Grandma

    didn’t see him by the Christmas tree…

    …Bazookas block his vision so all he saw

    was big round things that made him laugh with glee!!!!!

    (oh, I am bad!)

    #379954

    SoxsMom
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    Y’all made me laugh so hard daughter came running to see if I was having some sort of fit!

    #379955

    Tigerlilly
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    This is what the most intelligent species on the planet does??

    #379956

    AV
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    Maybe they took her brains out and put them there!!… Wow, she must have been really smart!!! LOLOLOLO

    #379957

    feral
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    She better hope they put the same amt. of pressure in each one.

    Hahaha. Good one Tigerlilly!!

    #379958

    owlwatcher_974
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    I wonder what would happen if she ever tried to fly in an airplane? Or is it only the blow up bras that explode?

    #379959

    KapitiKats in NZ
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    I’m shocked into silence – can’t come up with a witty quip – someone please call me an ambulance as this is incredibly unusual.

    #379960

    Tigerlilly
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    Thanks Dee, this entire post gets funnier by the minute.

    AV, I think you may have hit on the truth ther.

    OW, I must have missed something; I never heard of exploding bras!!!

    #379961

    BoogerMercurysMama
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    You guys are just too funny hehehe!!! Hhhmmm each one has a gallon of silicone, well I don’t know how much a gallon of silicone weighs but a gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds, thats a lot of weight!!! How could that be anything but uncomfortable & always in the way.

    #379962

    feral
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    Well, I know high altitude makes my ears pop. I guess it could happen. lol

    #379963

    bellantara
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    Does silicon expand under pressure? That could be a very interesting plane ride.

    Oh, almost forgot–*Sends ambulance to check on KK*

    #379964

    KapitiKats in NZ
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    Mythbusters exploded that myth actually – or rather nothing exploded.

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