Why, oh why?

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  • #380265

    Dee
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    haha! OUCH! And I guess frying chicken is out of the question.

    #380266

    petpntr
    Participant

    LOL! SM all I can think about that post is “OUCH” I am sure you’re right.

    Cymbals in a marching band must be out too. Poor girl

    #380267

    petpntr
    Participant

    LOLOLOLOL

    OW sometimes its better not to know too much. This is definitely one of those times.

    #380268

    JerseyJoan
    Moderator

    Jogging=ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…

    #380269

    bellantara
    Participant

    Can’t do push ups either. . .

    #380270

    Dee
    Participant

    And I guess she can’t play golf anymore.

    #380271

    AV
    Participant

    …. and a chorus line would definitely out of the question….first kick, those things start bouncing and the entire line would start whipping like a snake just trying to stay together…..

    #380272

    bellantara
    Participant

    Tennis either. . .

    #380273

    JerseyJoan
    Moderator

    Apparently, and I heard this from a “large” woman who was taking golf lessons, that she had to make the decision to learn to swing “under” or “over”. I still think that one could get a black eye either way…

    #380274

    petpntr
    Participant

    AV that mental image is hilarious LOLOLOLOLOL

    #380275

    petpntr
    Participant

    I just realized she has her own air bags if she gets into an accident. So, there is one job she could apply for – air bag tester.

    #380276

    AV
    Participant

    hahahahahah…. Ms. Bazooka the “crash dummy” Lol.. she would also save the person in the passenger seat, and quite possibly the ones in the back too…. lol

    #380277

    Karenopa
    Participant

    OMG!!!! I had to go back out to the main page and see if I was in fact in the Daily Kitten! LOL! How did I miss all of this? Dee you’re such a Vixen!! There are no jokes left to tell…You guys have pretty much covered it all!

    On a more serious note…Since she has an 11 yr. old son, then there must have been a Joe Bazooka somewhere along the way. I wonder what her cup size was when he finally decided he was lonely and needed a kiss once in a while? Poor guy.

    #380278

    owlwatcher_974
    Participant

    If she tried to do push ups, they would turn into bounce ups

    #380279

    owlwatcher_974
    Participant

    I could just see her trying to cook anything. How would she even be able to see the stove??!!

    #380280

    Karenopa
    Participant

    OW…imagine her going out on a date and this guy trying to get close enough to lay a lip lock on her…..No…this was definitely poor planning on this chic’s part! Imagine how hard it is getting together a night out with the girls! Who would want to go clubbing with someone like this? Occupancy alone would increase two fold for her and every guy in the place would be ogling over her. =O

    #380281

    petpntr
    Participant

    Karen are you suggesting that increased occupancy is a bad thing?

    #380282

    Dee
    Participant

    Now: O O

    In 20 years: U U

    #380283

    petpntr
    Participant

    Wonderful Dee. You are a real Ruben! You know he is the one who painted “pleasantly plump women” Wonder what he would do with this one.

    #380284

    caroline
    Participant

    I wonder how many TDKers she can fit in each bra cup. 🙂

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