Why, oh why?

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5 February, 2009 at 9:41 pm #380265

Dee
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haha! OUCH! And I guess frying chicken is out of the question.

5 February, 2009 at 9:41 pm #380266

petpntr
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LOL! SM all I can think about that post is “OUCH” I am sure you’re right.

Cymbals in a marching band must be out too. Poor girl

5 February, 2009 at 9:42 pm #380267

petpntr
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LOLOLOLOL

OW sometimes its better not to know too much. This is definitely one of those times.

5 February, 2009 at 9:43 pm #380268

JerseyJoan
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Jogging=ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch…

5 February, 2009 at 9:52 pm #380269

bellantara
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Can’t do push ups either. . .

5 February, 2009 at 9:52 pm #380270

Dee
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And I guess she can’t play golf anymore.

5 February, 2009 at 9:54 pm #380271

AV
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…. and a chorus line would definitely out of the question….first kick, those things start bouncing and the entire line would start whipping like a snake just trying to stay together…..

5 February, 2009 at 9:54 pm #380272

bellantara
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Tennis either. . .

5 February, 2009 at 9:54 pm #380273

JerseyJoan
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Apparently, and I heard this from a “large” woman who was taking golf lessons, that she had to make the decision to learn to swing “under” or “over”. I still think that one could get a black eye either way…

5 February, 2009 at 9:59 pm #380274

petpntr
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AV that mental image is hilarious LOLOLOLOLOL

5 February, 2009 at 10:01 pm #380275

petpntr
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I just realized she has her own air bags if she gets into an accident. So, there is one job she could apply for – air bag tester.

5 February, 2009 at 10:05 pm #380276

AV
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hahahahahah…. Ms. Bazooka the “crash dummy” Lol.. she would also save the person in the passenger seat, and quite possibly the ones in the back too…. lol

5 February, 2009 at 10:22 pm #380277

Karenopa
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OMG!!!! I had to go back out to the main page and see if I was in fact in the Daily Kitten! LOL! How did I miss all of this? Dee you’re such a Vixen!! There are no jokes left to tell…You guys have pretty much covered it all!

On a more serious note…Since she has an 11 yr. old son, then there must have been a Joe Bazooka somewhere along the way. I wonder what her cup size was when he finally decided he was lonely and needed a kiss once in a while? Poor guy.

5 February, 2009 at 10:24 pm #380278

owlwatcher_974
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If she tried to do push ups, they would turn into bounce ups

5 February, 2009 at 10:25 pm #380279

owlwatcher_974
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I could just see her trying to cook anything. How would she even be able to see the stove??!!

5 February, 2009 at 10:34 pm #380280

Karenopa
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OW…imagine her going out on a date and this guy trying to get close enough to lay a lip lock on her…..No…this was definitely poor planning on this chic’s part! Imagine how hard it is getting together a night out with the girls! Who would want to go clubbing with someone like this? Occupancy alone would increase two fold for her and every guy in the place would be ogling over her. =O

5 February, 2009 at 10:36 pm #380281

petpntr
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Karen are you suggesting that increased occupancy is a bad thing?

5 February, 2009 at 10:39 pm #380282

Dee
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Now: O O

In 20 years: U U

5 February, 2009 at 10:43 pm #380283

petpntr
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Wonderful Dee. You are a real Ruben! You know he is the one who painted “pleasantly plump women” Wonder what he would do with this one.

5 February, 2009 at 10:44 pm #380284

caroline
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I wonder how many TDKers she can fit in each bra cup. 🙂
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