Tuesday 16-08-2016 – Today is National Tell a Joke Day

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  • #850774
    katzenjammer
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    Let’s get serious now. No kidding. Let’s hope that today is filled with chuckles and laughs. To fully participate and enjoy this day, just tell some jokes.





    #850778
    ecbrown
    Participant

    Hee…those put a smile on my face this morning, KJ.

    Just caught up on yesterday’s cafe. Yikes on your house trying to kill you, KJ! And woo hoo…ZZ top for KZ!

    To answer your questions, KJ…son is still homeschooled but taking most of his classes this year through a “homeschool extension program”…a resource for 7-12 graders. They hire certified teachers and students learn from them two days per week and work at home the other three. It’s rigorous college prep level stuff…same program we used for pre algebra last year. Younger son still does all his school with me and started yesterday. Older son had orientation yesterday and starts next Monday.

    And hubby’s job…this is the new office with name on door, but he’s still technically finishing his two year residency (ends at the end of August). He sort of has a permanent job after that, but it can’t be official until his mental health counseling license comes. It has been applied for…we’ll see how long it takes. He’ll be in a strange limbo in Sept if it hasn’t come yet….still working and paid like a resident…but at least getting paid…that’s a good thing.

    I shifted my house cleanings around a bit for the new school year…Wednesday house will be on Tuesdays and easy condo/tough house will be on alternating Wednesdays. Anyways, newly established Tueaday house had to cancel today, so I suddenly have the day off. Nice…I was feeling a bit frazzled after yesterday. Will take older son school supply shopping. Each of his teachers has certain binders, etc…that they want him to have.

    #850780
    TrufflesMom
    Participant

    KJ – saw you said you went to bed last night with a book I recommended – hope that worked out OK. While I love RS’s books I did have trouble reading some right before bed. Not exactly soothing dream creators his stuff! Was thinking of you yesterday as I took my turn at being the squeaky wheel at the gym – cardio equipment too close together and not enough air flow is this month’s issue.

    #850782
    Kittyzee
    Participant

    I can’t tell a joke…I don’t remember them! Most jokes leave me cold, especially as most are about putting down women or cats which I don’t find funny. Now give me videos with people around water, and I come undone.
    OK, so why does this fun day of going to see ZZTop have to be so stressful? Because my oldest grandau’s start school tomorrow and their mother will have to be at hospital by 5 in the morning–they can’t stay with me because I won’t be home–my hip injection is in the morning also at the same hospital which I will be so glad to get done so I can get moving again–Avery is feeling the absence of Nana and Papa and so are her mama and daddy. Good grief people please think about getting a back up babysitter than you love and trust!! Ok, thanks for letting me vent. Right now I’m so into caring for everybody else that I have let my own needs go to the back burner.

    #850784
    AV
    Participant

    Morning all! …. I’m a terrible joke teller, I think it’s a talent/gift that some people just have and do well – I don’t ๐Ÿ™
    Son has been sending the most amazing pics from Israel – yesterday they swam/floated in the Dead Sea …. what a wonderful experience he’s having!
    I’m laughing because Dude has Dau wrapped around his little claw …. he’s trained her to feed him 3 squares (she was trying to do only two, since she’ll be employed soon), and he only like certain flavors – won’t touch anything pate (neither will Abby), and he manages to sprawl out on his back with all four paws askew, so Dau and 6’4″ hubby have to sleep squished to one side ….. I told her she was an enabler LOL

    #850785
    ecbrown
    Participant

    Ha…love the Dude update, AV!

    KZ…no problem with the venting…we’re always glad to lend an ear.

    #850786
    Jeankit
    Participant

    Toot toot – ’tis Tuesday ๐Ÿ™‚
    Adding my 2.5cents share:
    cat jokes lol
    Enjoy… ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Be Back soon…fur lunch time/patio fun…

    #850787
    katzenjammer
    Participant

    AV, twice I’ve swam in the Dead Sea, gr8 for a non-expert swimmer, as due to the mega salt content you float and look like a pro. then you have to wash the murky salt off in outdoor showers. Now no one told me that the showers are 100% salt water and that I should have kept eyes tightly closed – ahhhh! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ And that if you’re wearing jewellery that’s not 100% sterling silver it blackens, but toothpaste took care of that one.
    TM, I’ve started “Six Gun Tarot” not creeping me out as yet, but I can see where it will be going! Do you get dissed at for being on squeaky bike? Or politely asked to switch bikes? As a TDKer I’d think that you’d be OK with doing this. We’re dealing with one “B”, well it’s not the bike, it’s her shoes/biking style (proven) and she refuses to acknowledge this. “Strangely” bike makes loud noise only when she’s on it. Co-ordinator moved bikes around and this should prove the case. Maybe this girl will just go elsewhere ’cause she is a nasty piece of work.
    KZ, no prob venting here. Hope that ZZ Top will relieve your stress somewhat. Lose yourself in the music, purrhaps!
    And I’ll prove my venting point it by doing so. This day has to get better as next week will 100% be even more stressful if I can even contemplate this possibility. I get to spin class and power goes out, in n’hood. Now yest was told same thing happened but as mgmt was at some sort of golf tournament class went on, in dark, with battery operated laptop or something like that providing music. Today mgmt was back in full force and while every other class was on, not spinning. For reasons spinning is the only wkt that I can do, aside from what I do at home as weights, Pilates sit-ups and ballet stretch routine, I am at risk of srs breakage should G-d forbid I trip and fall. And this frustrates me. Rules are for other peeps. Instructor stayed and so did KJ. I know my program and don’t need music. Did just about finish when (real nice) security guy and fitness director came to “escort” me out. Can’t get that what was fine yest was not fine today. I have cert to teach so I don’t think I’ll fall off the bike. But this is supposedly liability issue. Did make sure that instructor will now be in trouble. Actually worked out harder than in class, stress has this effect. Then had to bring heavy load of stuff on errand. Thankful for good wheely backpack. It’s like 34C out with heavy rain predicted. Then bus saw peeps coming and would not wait. Now home and fix-it guy will be her this pm. Landlord is dithering about this, I’ll call rental board and see where I stand, it’s not major costs anyway, I presume. Then well for me fun, I get to put my entire self-made walk-in closet back in order.
    MS, the washer that I want does not come with hoses, guess it’s not a major deal for me to take fun trip to store for p/u, and no other option.
    OK, time for noms, srs coffee, chillin’. Thanks for letting me vent, guys. It just seems to be one thing after another. There will be more pleasant chat coming from this one ere long. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #850788
    Jeankit
    Participant

    Paw up waves – I’m back from lunchtime walk…mmm mmm vitamin #D feels so good once inside where it’s cool ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Hey, here’s another funny one before head out to purry patio:
    cat & shrat w grumpy
    Hee hee…thanks, Grumpy

    OK – hey Tux, let’s do it – to the lounge chair on the patio where it’s always purrfact 74 degrees w/dappled shade & tall cool
    one/s waiting…ahh, this is the life – eh kit…purrrrrzzzz…zzzzz…zz

    #850790
    AV
    Participant

    hehehe *the cat and the Shat* …… I used to love that show!

    #850791
    TrufflesMom
    Participant

    KJ, Six Gun Tarot is his first published novel and probably the least creepy, Shotgun Arcana is the sequel to SGT, same town, same characters and the third in that series will be out next March. He has 2 others that are modern dark urban fantasy. I am definitely not the one on the squeaky bike! More the complainer – management responds by email but not much seems to change. Still the best gym in my area though. Have to remember that we are the gym’s idea of bad customers though – because we not only buy memberships we actually show up to use them! I forget the percentage but I read once that gyms make most of their money off all the people that pay but don’t show up.

    #850792
    katzenjammer
    Participant

    TM, have to see if Shotgun Arcana is anywhere to be found within our city-wide library system, although they do inter-library loans with private libraries. In any case I’d want to read the first book in series before continuing. Now if I buy a book, I tend not to read it.
    Same here re gym, but I do get things done there, as in general I tend to be very proactive. LOL. You’re right about how gyms make or do not make money. But today a guy brought friend for first time and was willing to do class with no music/in dark. A no-go so I don’t think friend will come back, was quite disappointed. Now I have yearly membership and spin 6x/wk, so yeah. Worked out that I pay like $2/class. There are quite a few only spin clubs here, but classes are $25 or more per and worked that out too, aside from my gym being 20 mins walk (I don’t drive), membership is around $864/yr with locker for my shoes, etc. Club would cost over $3,000. So I put up. Big typo – meant to say want to make sure that instructor will NOT get into trouble. Really sucks when mgmt gets paid for not doing their jobs. Peeps have suggested that I get elected to Board of Directors, but I don’t need added stress in my life, also suggested that I apply for co-ordinator post, they couldn’t pay me enough to make stress worth it, but I’d get things done. OK, got to get our of rant mode. Like now. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    #850794
    katzenjammer
    Participant

    I don’t know whether to laugh … scream … or start drinking!
    Repair guy came and noticed that A/C unit (in brdm closet) has black mold and condensation. My house is freaking me out!!! So I send pic/details to landlord (vaca in Greece til end Sept.) This is urgent matter. I call A/C guy (vaca in Portugal but will be back on wknd.) I should be getting fee for condo maintenance. I don’t know. I just don’t know. Going out in rain (with huge umbrella) to laundromat, just to settle myself a bit. ‘Cause else I might put fist through wall.
    Things will get done – they have to. *Talking to self* But it’s no joke, not even on Joke Day.

    #850799
    ecbrown
    Participant

    Wow, KJ…no joke for sure. I hope there is somehow a speedy resolution.

    #850800
    JerseyJoan
    Moderator

    Hi everyone – I’m not a good joke teller, usually forget the punch line or other key part. My Uncle J loves jokes – at 90 he can still tell the Henway joke and get laughs. He’ll say, “You know, everyone I know has a birthday this year!”
    The Cat & the Shat – hehe!
    Have a blast at the concert KZ. You can’t get stoned this time, but you might get a fun buzz from the atmosphere of being there.
    Wow, black mold is no joke for sure, hope you get it resolved quickly.
    While getting breakfast ready this morning for the JJ crew, I looked outside to see five cats…and a squirrel in the middle! The critter is getting bold.

    #850801
    JerseyJoan
    Moderator

    Oh and it’s national rum day. Purrhaps I should add some coconut rum to my pineapple juice!

    #850802
    katzenjammer
    Participant

    Well, A/C guy will probably come early next wk. I can’t know more right now. And seems to be very small area so probably not that unusual or hazardous – as yet. Did call vet and ask if Dorry is at risk. No, unless he eats the mold, which is in enclosed cupboard and near ceiling. I do still have my priorities in order LOL. Off to put cupboard back in order and have srs cry at the same time. But in retrospect had closet bar not fallen down, I would never have even noticed mold, so there must be something in this.

    #850810
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    Crossover pic –





    Good morning all, another beautiful sunny day and I think the birds think Spring is on the way. There is nest building activity and courting games going on outside. Way too early, this weather is a false start to Spring. Last evening we had to evict a sparrow from the chimney before lighting the fire, they only get into the chimney during mating/nesting season.
    ECB, enjoy your unexpected day off.
    KZ, vent when you feel the need and I totally understand it when you say you are caring for everybody else and ignoring your own needs. Trouble is no one else is there to take your place when it all becomes too much. Nods.
    AV, isn’t it great when you get pics back from the travellers. I haven’t this time round but I have been getting txts about the great foods Meegz and hubby are eating on in Australia. Bwahahahahahah Dude, well done on training your hooman so well. Your certificate in “Basic Training of Human in Meals” is on the way to your home. Congratulations on such an amazing result. (Psssst AV, you could create a certificate on your puter, laminate it and send it off to Dude as a surprise. Plenty of certificates you can print off on the I’net)
    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜›
    JK, OMG your pic of the joke telling cats had me LOL. Has to be the best of the pics for me.
    KJ, I hope your day has got better since you posted earlier. Sucks that your means of de-stressing was also interrupted by power outage and then security and director ‘escorting’ you out. Grrrrr
    LOL at the cat and the Shat.
    Oh KJ, black mould and condensation in bedroom is not good, not good at all. Wow everybody seems to be overseas on vacation. Hope the landlord takes this very seriously. No, no fist through wall. That would mean another fix it person you would have to wait for.
    JJ, that surely is one bold squirrel.

    #850811
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Hi Efurryone,

    I love all the pics. I esp. like Muffin’s laugh becoming unsettling and kittens with mittens! They made me smile ๐Ÿ™‚ .

    I’ve been chasing my tail all day. I did accomplish a couple of things, like my pedicure.

    Enjoy the concert and you and Dau will be fabulous tomorrow. Sometimes, you just gotta vent and we’re here.

    The squirrel gets in the mix, hoping you won’t notice.

    That’s a bummer on the closet KJ…and the rest of your day ๐Ÿ˜• . The black mold is easy to remove with Hydrogen Peroxide. Put some in a bottle and spray in on the mold. Let sit for 10 mins. and wipe off. You want to do this with a spray bottle because you’ll need to cover up completely if you decide to hand wipe it while the mold is active. Be sure to take pictures of it for evidence.

    I can’t think of anything else happening here. Cya l8r

    PG

    #850812
    katzenjammer
    Participant

    PG, I like your solution (sort of word play?) as H2O2. ‘Cause some of the stuff I read on I’Net scary. How many times have I been told that except for shopping, general things ie books etc and of course RDK, the I’Net is not my friend, yes I have too often called on “Dr. Google” for med advice and it has not gone well for me. In any case I will speak with A/C guy like Sunday and he will get himself here ASAP.
    MS, mold area seems small and high up like at 8 ft in srsly enclosed closet. Landlord appreciates my quick action for what it’s worth and I sense he will not argue with me over closet fix at $45. I let him know in no uncertain terms that whatever A/C guy charges I plan to tell him to bill landlord, I plan to not get into any arguments and prob good that I’m catching this while it could be just starting. Extreme humidity could be factor. His other option is to cut short his 2-month vaca and fly back from the glory that is/was Greece (which I will not suggest LOL.) I’m not that snarky. *Yes, you are KJ*
    And must begin shoring myself up for stress to come next wk. Is there a point in worrying about it now? No, but easier said than done. Left msg for spin instructor as I don’t want her to get chewed out over my refusing to leave. She has not called on me for help and she is an adult and can handle it. I’m getting just that tired of being “go-to” person. Actually I had no prob seeing in the dark – I am part cat you know – as I venture we all are.

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