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  • #48797
    Dee
    Participant

    Happy Devil’s Night and Happy Halloween, TDK!

    It is also Knock Knock Joke Day!

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Phillip.

    Phillip who?

    Phillip my bag with candy!

    #702937
    Dee
    Participant

    Halloween: Explore the history and traditions of our spookiest holiday

    http://www.history.com/topics/halloween

    #702938
    Dee
    Participant

    For the fellow ghost story fans…Ghost to Ghost is on this evening!

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    Tune into George Noory’s “Ghost to Ghost” radio program on Halloween night. It airs from 1AM (after your local news) to 6AM eastern. Normally his show is called “Coast to Coast”, but each Halloween he invites callers to phone in with their ghost stories. It is some pretty entertaining stuff each year.

    Click on “stations” at the top of page to see what radio station carries this show in your area. Those out of the US and Canada can listen via satellite radio.

    http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2011/10/31

    #702939
    Dee
    Participant

    Check out the very cool, brief, Google vid today!

    http://www.google.com/

    #702940
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    Knock Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Wanda.

    Wanda who?

    Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha cackle cackle cackle cough splutter.

    Good evening Dee. The streets had children dressed up and out trick or treating earlier. Halloween is not something we usually celebrate here in NZ but every year there are more people out t&t/ing. I’m afraid they got nothing at our house.

    #702941
    KapitiKats in NZ
    Participant

    Gooood evening (imagine Vincent Price voice). Had a few kids come by here – not as many as past years. Nobody tried to steal the decorations this year, either. MrKK didn’t buy as many candy bars so fortunately we don’t have as many leftover to be a temptation for me! MiniKK went out dressed as a psycho maid (Hazel off her meds)and borrowed my wedge heel boots. She came home complaining about sore feet so that should put her off wearing heels for a few more years!

    #702942
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    LOL, you evil Mother, that was your plan all along to put her off wearing your shoes. Now, what is going to stop you wearing her shoes! !

    Glad to hear Mr KK is keeping up the Halloween tradition there.

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Boo.

    Boo Who?

    Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner!

    #702943
    KapitiKats in NZ
    Participant

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Witch.

    Witch who?

    Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

    #702944
    KapitiKats in NZ
    Participant

    Saw this recipe today and thought it looked so funny! http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Yummy-Mummy-Meatloaf-355709

    #702945
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    LOL, now that’s a different type of yummy mummy.

    #702946
    paulajeanne
    Participant

    love the recipe, sent it to my halloween loving niece

    #702947
    AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew
    Participant

    Lol you guys don’t know how much I needed the laugh right now, thanks!!!!

    Busy and annoyed in here right now, hate that and then add *noise* on top of all of it….ARGH!!! So I will be back a bit later…..keep up the laughs 🙂

    #702948
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    Evening/morning PJ & Deb. Isn’t that recipe a cracker!

    Deb, sorry about the annoyance and being busy. ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg all you want, it won’t be noticed tonight.

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ben.

    Ben who?

    Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

    #702949
    AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew
    Participant

    Like the knock, knock jokes…keep ’em coming!

    #702950
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    Frank.

    Frank who?

    Frankenstein!

    They’re a bit cheesy but at least they make one chuckle.

    #702951
    AZDEBRA 5/27 & crew
    Participant
    #702952
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    Awwwwwwwwwww Maru, you are so darned cute.

    Naughty knicker nicker.

    Knock, Knock.

    Who’s there?

    Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive Halloween!

    #702953
    jcat
    Participant

    Evening, ladies. I got all the little choccy bars ready for possible visitors tonight — and no one came! So of course I had to eat a few of them myself…

    Eek, hope I can get up early tomorrow morning, it’s a certain little possum’s spa day… I am starting to worry now. Especially as she has been really good today, no moose calls, lol.

    #702954
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    Evening Jcat. Of course you had to force yourself to eat the choccy bars, didn’t you? LOL

    Ohhhhhhhh, Millie’s spa day. Don’t worry now Jcat, I know it’s just the Meowmy in you speaking though.

    Surely no moose calls is good.

    #702955
    jcat
    Participant

    No moose calls is VERY good, MS, she almost drove me mad with those moose calls!

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