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Cali Coco
Location: Jenkins, Kentucky, USA
This is Cali Coco. She is one of four kittens that my cat Chloe had. She is very sweet and follows me all over the yard.
Author: Tom “The Kittenmaster” Cooper
Tom is the owner of 4 amazing cats, and using the Daily Kitten he provides a place for cat and kitten lovers to share the love for their own cats and kittens.
She’s lovely! Look at the little claws 🙂 so cute 🙂
gurl get over it cause hes not 4 sell!
Very cut cat!! Jut love it!!!!! But, what a fucking cool site!! 😛
First pounce? 🙂
OH WOW! Adorable!
POUNCE!!
First Pounce….and what a cutie !!! And so young too !!!
AWWW! How cute. The little claws are holding on so tight. 🙂
GOOD MORNING TDK Land!
*POUNDE*
*thud*
(last words heard fom Marina’s mouth “squeeeeee baby kitty!”)
*opens eye*
*re-writes POUNCE*
*closes eye*
*puts pillow under Pipa’s mum’s head and puts latte in her hand*
I can always count on you Georgie’s mama!
😀
*looks at Coco again… sees transparent claws*
*ploof!*
I thought the POUNDE was for the first person to POUNCE!
OOPS! Too late. She is so tiny, look at that adorable face. She’s a keeper, I’ll take one please.
what a lil’ cutie!
How adorable is she?
*sound of jamocha lattes being prepared*
Can I have one of those lattes please?
Yeah lattes sounds delious! Two plz with a Cali Coco on the side!
If you have a sister of her available, I’ll take her !!!
“THUD”
Hang on Cheri!!!
*shoves pillow on floor before head hits ground*
What a little tiny sweetie pie!
I know right!!!I love it!!!!AWWW!!!
What a beautiful baby!!! Can I please share her???
Pleasssssse
(begs)
Precious!!!
Morning all
hmmm need to find lots of soft pillows for the ‘thuds’ today due to cuteness overload……puts one under Pipa’s mom and Cheri’s heads…
Pillows? who needs pillows? I never stop by TDK without a helmet.
What a sweet baby doll! *thud*
Be prepared! You should have been a boyscout…where you?
THUD!
We need more pillows!!!!!
I bought extras yesterday….I’m on my way, waiting for the cinnamon rolls to get done….bringing those too!
Good morning all!!
Forget the pillows…. bring on the cinnamon rolls!!!
*giggle*
*brings out tray of piping hot cinnamon rolls with lots and lots of dripping gooey icing*
We’re gonna need extra lattes over here…….
Coming! I have the latte machine all fired up! Coco Lattes of course! Stops to kiss Cali Coco on the nose and grinds the beans.
Cinnamon rolls and lattes!
Did I say I love you guys??
*tear filled eyes*
*thud* *thud- thud thud* *thudthudthudthudthudthud*
*catrancher and co-workers all succumb to cuteness overload*
*corporate calls 911, ambulance arrives*
EMT #1: “OMG…this is the worst I’ve ever seen…”
EMT #2: “We’ve got two more down over here…”
EMT #1: “Call for backup…I’m out of smelling salts..”
EMT #2: *thud*
EMT#1 to stander-by: “Shut it down! Shut it down… NOW!”
Stander-by: “What?” *thud*
EMT #1: “Oh for the love of G….” *thud*
Stander-by: *Picks up passed out EMT #1’s walkie-talkie* “Hello? Hello? MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN…two men, 7 women DOWN…send HELP!” *thud*
*silence*
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!
Such joy to be a TDK’r!!
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
That was great!!
I’m impressed!
Good one CatRancher!
I think Catrancher should be a screenwriter. That was awesome!
Woman Arrested for Putting Co-Workers at Risk
By Cat Mandu | Wednesday, May 30, 2007
DAVENPORT, Iowa — A local woman was arrested at Mercy Me Hospital while recovering from non-life threatening head injuries sustained at her place of employment. Detective S. Spade said, “Catrancher put the safety of her coworkers at risk when she exposed them to too much TDK cuteness this morning. This kind of thing has got to stop…carpet over concrete and the sharp edges of desks do not provide sufficient protection from cute overload.” ABC Company’s spokesperson, I. M. Nofunn, said that “Catrancher is on a leave of absence until we can determine whether the exposure to co-workers was intentional or misguided. There is a reason that we don’t encourage visiting such cute sites during the work day. I think we’ve all learned something today. Counselors have been called in to encourage our employees to openly discuss the TDK…and what should AND should not be shared from this site during normal work hours. It’s been an outgoing problem, but we’re addressing it…” Attorneys for Catrancher are declining comment at this time saying only…”we need to wait until our client is able to talk…she took quite a bump to the head and needs some more time to recover.” Catrancher and 23 co-workers remain hospitalized at this time. They are being treated for bruising with cold compresses, massages, and chai tea. Kittens were brought in, too, to help with the de-sensitivation process necessary for their full recovery.
Catrancher-You are gifted! You should do screenplays for movies or TV! Looks like you need the “ER” so Dr. “Grey” can check out everyones “Anatomy”. Is there a doctor in the “House”? Keep those pillows coming or there’ll be concussions all over the place.
Sweet little Cali Coco-make me miss my Kirby so much!
Love it Catrancher….People are starting to stare cause I’m laughing uncontrolably……
It more boredom and work avoidance than talent, me thinks…try writing technical manuals for accounting software all day…YAWN…the closer the deadline approaches the more “creative” I become on TDK. It’d be like when I was cramming for finals….my house was sparkling clean…avoidance, I tell ya! Something always shines around me when a dull task is looming over me…
CatRancher–didn’t you forget to add that you’ll be entering rehab once you’re discharged from the hospital? 😉
oh yes…exactly…TDK Rehabilition Center….or is that a contradiction? :-0
OMG that was too funny CatRancher 😀 Good one.
Cali Coco is sooooo cute.
Very creative. That will put a smile on my face all day!
*munches popcorn* Shhhh! Can’t wait to see what happens next!
Woman Arrested for Putting Co-Workers at Risk
By Cat Mandu | Wednesday, May 30, 2007
DAVENPORT, Iowa — UPDATE……Catrancher’s husband appealed to the public this afternoon to stand behind his wife and insist that the Davenport Police Department and Scott County Attorney, Isiah Kismuyasse, drop all pending charges. Hearing of the arrest and unable to interview her at the hospital, reporters besieged her home. QC Times reporter, Izzy Crazy, was granted an exclusive interview. Mr. Catrancher, concerned for his wife and surrounded by her cats– Phaedra, Booger, Phoebe, Lylah Claire, Cassie-Loo-Hoo, Roo and Bunny (?) — sobbed as he spoke to reporters, “…if they put her in jail, who will clean the litter-boxes? Cat-poo is a real problem around here…OMG…I just can’t…we…I…can’t find the friggen scooper…” Unable to continue, Mr Catrancher threw himself to the floor in despair. The cats sat on him and chewed at his shoe laces as if to comfort him or protect him as he lay prone. Their little round eyes seemed to say….WTF, where’s supper? At the hospital, people are arriving with signs and posters and chanting, “TDK, all the way, TDK here to stay.” One protester was overheard yelling at the police and hospital officials… “but you don’t understand, I couldn’t make it through a day of work without the TDK…it should be mandatory…for pity’s sake…don’t take the cute from me…they’re just LITTLE KITTENS and wouldn’t hurt nobody!” Detective Ima Goodcop said that while the situation was under control, she thought is was going to be a “long night.”
–CatRancher– You have the most remarkable talent for writing. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard. Your incredible. 😆
Be careful Ivory Bill, You have some serious competition going on here today.
I can’t stop laughing 😆 😆 😆
*sluuuuuurrrrrp* This is better than cable! *munches more popcorn*
Thanks for making my day brighter! Yes, I have read many computer manuals–never could keep from dozing off in the middle.
CatRancher thank you so much for the giggles from your incredible talent. You are a true joy.
Luv Ya Catrancher! Best smiles of my day. I’ll chip in for bail.
Catrancher – your talent is wasted on technical journals. I am laughing out loud.
Thank you all for your support for my wife, Mrs. Catrancher. She’s been released from the hospital into police custody and I’m on my way soon to bail her out of jail as soon as I get done eating this tuna sandwich. After talking with our attorneys (Wie, Cheatum & Howe, International of Nigeria is the firm — great guys, I recommend them, state-of-the-art virtual representation, to boot) we believe we can have the charges dropped if she checks herself into the Sunny Acres Rehab and Drywall Center (they said Lindsay Lohan was successfully treated there a few months ago) and if performs 172.5 hours of community service. Again, thank you for your support and with any luck at all she’ll be out tonight and can clean the litter boxes — I told her not to worry, it would wait until she got home. I take care of MY woman!
*hey…cat…that’s my friggen tuna sammich….you little….get DOWN…stop…you *#$(&… wait till your mother gets home!*
😆 OTFLMAO 😆
Best laugh I have had in quite some time. Thanks to the new stand up comedian of TDK, Catrancher! Hats off to your talent!
Catrancher and Mr. Catrancher……You have me laughing so hard the tears are flowing……So clever, witty,spontaneous, etc., etc., etc. Much uplifting humor for the many here today that are saddened, concerned for loved ones, and recovering from surgeries.
We need to come up with an award for most creative comment. Something like the Oscar only cat oriented. The “Fluffy?” The____________?
The TDK Comment of The Day?
the award should be called The FB or how about The cats meow.
I brought more pillows and some cinnamon bagels. We are overwhelmed today, with fainting from cuteness overload! lol
I’m sure the bagels can be substituted for the pillows!
You all are S-o-o-o-o-o funny!!!
So cute….reminds me of a pregnant stray calico that has been hanging around my house. I’ve been trying to gain her trust but she is somewhat feral I think. Its very difficult around here to find good homes. Wish me luck.
Good luck with the stray. Pregnant strays need our help. Keep an eye on her to see if she is nesting in your yard. Cats know how to find safe havens and she picked you. May take some coxing but helping a homeless mommy will be so rewarding.
LUCK! I know what you mean, the people across the road from me have a colony of cats and wouldn’t think of nuetering any of them, “I don’t want to take sex away from them!” So every couple of months there are new ones and less food for all. It kills me, but I only have two because that’s all I can afford. Still, I do what I can. I have a big bottle of penicilin and treat the ones that let me tend their wounds.
Good luck to you, Gina. It’s true…strays know where to come if they are lucky enough to have someone like you in the neighborhood. God Bless!
How is Mrs. CatRancher’s case going, attorney for Mrs. CatRancher from Iowa?? I thought your firm was in Nigeria. 🙂
Hello! I’m free on bail…and the attorneys have been fired. Mr. Catrancher gave them our bank account information and they have cleaned us out…. It seems as though Wie, Cheatum & Howe is not a REAL law firm. Mr. Catrancher said that is very confused, it is the same law firm, he says, that he’s been sending money to for the last 6 months to handle the $800 Million inheritance that he has coming from Prince OoLahoffamawba of Nigeria. Mr. Catrancher didn’t even know he HAD relatives in Nigeria. But they sent him an email telling him, so it had to be true! Amazing, huh? Mr. Catrancher can’t wait until we get the money. He says that he’s gonna buy all his cousins new trailers and get his Dad an ALMOST new bass boat! What a guy, huh? New litter boxes for the cats, too! I’m so lucky to have him….
😆
What a sweet face but check out those wild eyebrows.
Those little whiskers are pretty wild too!! Cute, cute, cute!!!
She does look a little like an old English man with those wild eyebrows.
Teeny Tiny!!! So cute!
One of the ferals on my uncle’s farm just had kittens and I can’t wait to go see them! He said one of them is all black just like our Merlin who passed over the rainbow bridge 2 years ago (my cat from high school who went to live on the farm when I went to college). He named them Melinda Doolittle, Jordan, Simon (he hisses), Pasha and Merlin II!
No Sanjaya?
Oh Lord….Nooooooooooo, please, no Sanjaya!!!!! Sorry to all Sanjaya fans, but this guy was creepy to me!!
Two words, LeeAnne: “William Hung”
Now THAT’s scary 😮
William Hung with a Sanjaya hairdo… *shudders*
and bush-baby eyes
Yeah, kind of like Micheal Jackson meets a teletubby! *shutters*
He is a Michael Jackson wanna be.
without the talent!
Hi everyone! I miss you all. I never have time to post anymore. I hope everyone and their kitties are doing well. Olive says hi, too.
HI Olive and Paige! *waves*
Missing you! Head bonks to olive from my boys!
No way – totally cute! Love the scary claws.
*THUD*
Huh? Oh, ok, I’m back.
Didn’t post the last few days, but the kitties have been sooo cute. That’s what makes this site rock, getting my daily dose of cuteness. It really does make my day. Thanks, Kittenmaster!
I have missed the bagels, but I’ll forgive you if you send a kanish(sp?)
What kind of Knisch would you like Rosie? Potato, garlic. kasha varnishka? Here’s some of all of them, with gravy.
Sorry Rosie, in all the chaos, I forgot.
I’m CPR & 1st Aid certified and was responding to the many cute overload accidents. Bagels to resume tomorrow…
Teeeeeenie Tiiiiiiiny Calico FUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Just want to put her in my pocket……..absolute cuteness fuzz this morning!
OH,OH,OH! What a sweet, tiny fuzzy baby with such a cute little pink nose! And those tiny fuzzy ears!
Uh oh – feeling woozy… cuteness overload… THUD!
Here Rubia *Places pillow under head* This fainting business is starting to get old…
Could you get her to lean in any closer to the camera? What a cutie!
No update on my Granddad yet. He is going into the hospital today and is supposed to stay for the next 7.
Found this link today.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_injured_bobcat
Reminded me of being a little kid. My great-aunt lived out in the country and we would have family reunion at her house. One day I was out playing with a big cat with funny ears when suddenly the women in the house realized that I was petting a bobcat. Several shrieked and ran out of the house to ‘rescue’ me. It was years later before I understood that there had ever been a danger.
You are too cool! Petting Bobcats and all. Meezer Mama the Bobcat whisperer.
Wow! I wonder if the bobcat was miffed at the “rescuers.” “Sheesh, the human was finally getting the spot behind my ears that I like to have scratched.”
Good thoughts for your grandfather.
I pray the doctors find the problem(s), fix them, and send him on his way. MM, 7 day stay, known in advance, implies he’s not leaving until they know what is going on. That is a good thing.
MM, I would really like to hear what led up to getting up close and cuddly with a wild thing. Not that YOU aren’t a wild thing, too, but….just curious. 🙂
You know, I’m not really sure. There were always barn cats on her property that I played with. I guess I just thought it was a big one. All I really remember was that he was really big and had funny ears that he seemed to enjoy being scratched behind. I suppose I was farther out in the woods than usual. Not the first odd animal encounter that happened out there either. My brother was dozing in the yard once and began petting the kitty that had snuggled up next to him. Only to discover when he woke up that it was a skunk! The bobcat was far less stinky.
uh oh! poor brother….
Another encounter with a wild cat
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/israel_cat_call;_ylt=AqiPqqejGrDzLAgA3PJhZILtiBIF
Aww..poor kitty! and the cat and the girl too, but whose going to help the big kitty? Don’t release it, find a reserve or something that will care for it. Poor thing…now I’m sad 🙁
Good luck to you & your grandfather. I like the fact that they plan on keeping him at least 7 days. So many places give a quick diagnoses put you on a new med & ship you out. Anybody whose been in that situation knows it takes several days to see how the new meds work.
I do too. The whole family is feeling pretty positive about the whole thing.
How are you Chester?
If insurance companies had their way they would have drive thru maternity wards. Remember the case of the woman that had a mastectomy and they sent her home the same day with drainage tubes still in her. When I was born a woman was kept in bed for nine days and then sent home on the tenth that is excessive but the now a days it is too crazy.
That story makes me think of my daughter. As she moved into her teens she made fun of me about my being so involved in animal rescue. However it didn’t stop her from waking me up in the middle of the night when she hit a fox on the way home from work. She was almost hysterical. I got dressed and went to check on it. The poor fox was dead. Two other times she woke me up in the middle of the night to make sure that raccoons she saw on the side of the road were actually dead and not just laying there suffering. So much for Miss Toughie 🙂
When I rescued a litter of puppies (hours old) my honey said he wasn’t going to have anything to do with them, they were my problem and he didn’t care. Two days later he was asking the vet if they were being fed enough and if he was sure they would make it. No toughies in my family either.
I thought about your granddad all evening last night. I sure hope everything is okay. His symptoms seemed so drastic.
The story about the bobcat was great-both actually- but come on Bobbie? Are people that pathetic that they can’t think of a better name then that?! Put some thought into it people-even Roberta would have been better-but I would have went for Bonk.
Crazy for Coco Fuzz, Crazy for Coco Fuzz!!!! (Am I showing my age??)
“You can never be too rich or too thin.” Coco Chanel FUZZ!
“In that case, bring on the lattes and cinnamon rolls. Why suffer needlessly?” Ginny in Cat Spring FUZZ!
Amen to that!
*chomps happily on gooey roll*
cutie pie !!
Hey Brandi! Saw your myspace site this morning. I sometimes have to catch up the next day-don’t have a computer at home. I love the wall paper and the size of that cat! Is that your’s?! MG! Over all very cool site. Your son is a handsome boy too. Thank him for me when you get the chance.
Rosie, that is Indie and he is not my biggest lol so imagine 25 of them running around………..thanks for the compliment on Joshy……..He has such a baby face eh……………I will tell him……I will let him know that your cheering for him 🙂
Has to be the closest thing to living that “Born Free” movie! 25 of them?! Man, I think the next time my honey says he wants a dog, I’ll show him that pic!
Oh my word. Cali Coco is so cute. She looks like a toy. I only had time to lurk a little bit yesterday. Hobb’s beautiful eyes are imprinted on my heart forever. We never have them long enough, do we? Ginny, I hope your husband’s tests and Dad’s eye surgery went O.K. Prayers to both. Chester, I’m glad you are home. Get rest and think up a sexy story about how you got the scar. Hello Alex, I hope you had a great weekend and made lots of plans for the summer. Leeann, your black and white kitties are handsome indeed. Brandi, I will pray for Josh’s safe return. What a hero he is! I am also very happy that you found Elija. Rainingwolf, My furries and i voted for Redford. He is gorgeous. Happy belated Birthday Thomas. I hope it was awesome. Mary, Trixie is a little doll. If I could scoop her up, I would. Athena, bless you for helping the Fresno kitty. Maybe what you did will help him along until another good samaritan comes along.
thanks !!!! I appriciate your thoughts
http://www.myspace.com/brandilynlee
I’ll have to try to visit your page from home. My work computer blocks it 🙁
Thanks for your kind words about Trixie. 🙂
Thanks, Kittypaw! Hubby’s tests are today; like you, I’m hoping they discover what it is. There are too many possibilities to speculate what’s wrong–I just want to know what it is so they can figure out how to treat it. Dad’s surgery is tomorrow–the eye surgery is not complicated, but it is time-consuming. I am saying goodbye to my stu’s today since I’ll miss tomorrow. It’s tough doing 3 days worth of work in one (yesterday, today, and tomorrow), but I think I’ve got the most critical stuff done.
*deep cleansing breath*
Don’t worry till you have to & if your not sure you like the answers do like I did & go elsewhere for another opinion. It took several places for me to find someone who gave me hope. They have come along way with heart problems. My mom had both eyes operated on last year & she’s doing fine. I had that lasik eye surgery when it first came out. My eye sight had gotten pretty bad but after the procedure I no longer had to wear glasses. So keep your chin up. So my bestluck to you & yours.
chester
Your students will be jealous that you are getting out a day early…if they only understood why. Take care of your Dad. Spend time with your husband. Remember students will be back before you know it–summer always seems so short. Continued prayers of healing and peace.
I know a woman that always says, “Find the baskets when it’s time to pick the cherries” Which is basically what Chester said. Until it’s time to worry about the baskets there’s no need to. Take one thing at a time and know-know-we’re all here sending good prayers and thoughts to you and yours.
Agreed with all of the above. My mom would always say “Don’t borrow trouble” so now you have three saying you can refer to 🙂
Thank you for your thoughts & prayers. Had one nurse who wanted them to keep me at least over night. But no bed sleeps as well as your own. Feeling surprisingly good today.
Also thanks to everyone who has been there for me. To many to name. It’s really appreciated.
Gonna need help coming up with a good story about the scar. The doc went around the neck so it will look like a wrinkle hopefully. Right now it looks like someone slipped up behind me & attempted to slit my throat.
Wow, chester. I don’t know what your health issue is, but I hope you recover quickly and completely. In the meantime, though, before your boo-boo turns into a scar/wrinkle — while it’s still all “slit your throat” looking, just think of the street rep you’re developing, lol! Anybody tries to mess with you, just get all squinty-eyed, point to your throat, and say “You should see what the OTHER guy looks like!”. 🙂
Rumi in case you check this tomorrow or when ever I was told I had cancer on my throat. They called it stage 3 which is bad. I had been given basically no hope from about 4 other doctors & hospitals. But found a local guy in this backwoods part of NC that said well….. So I went Tuesday & they removed a portion of my neck. So waiting on the results on the biopsies from what they did remove. The doc who did the surgery told me before hand aw it will be a real small place. I wake up with a 3 inch scar. Now I wait for that news & on the 12th of June I go & have several more places removed. Grew up in South Fl on the ocean & now I guess I’m paying for all that fun.
I agree about sleeping in your own bed. When I had to stay in the hospital and they gave me a questionaire to fill out they asked about how I slept, was it comfortable, etc? I wrote it was fine but I missed my waterbed with my feather mattress and, more importantly, my four cats who slept with me. I have a scar on my throat where I had lymph nodes removed when i was a teenager. My sister and I were walking through the park with her new boyfriend and we told him I was attacked in that very park and barely got away before the bad guy cut my throat and killed me. We really had him going for awhile 🙂 That was 30 years ago. Now my city has become so crime infested you really would get your throat cut walking through our parks at night.
Tell everyone you were dressed as a pirate for Halloween one year and for got you had a hook hand when you reached up to scratch your neck.
Or, if you’re a Harry Potter fan you can say that you were trying to get ready for the new movie by going as “Nearly Headless Nick”
that should be ‘forgot’ – stupid space bar
Use my line…….shark bite!!!
Long story short, have pretty long scar on my leg from hip to knee, got tired of people asking what happened, someone suggested the shark bite story. Renders people speechless……
LAND SHARK!!!
OOOh, I’m gonna use that one next time someone asks me about the dog bite scars on my legs…
Hey Joan from NJ, try not to laugh when they give ya the “OH MY GOD” look……..let me know how that line works for you!!
I love that look when it happens. I have a scar on my wrist where I got cut by a guy with a broken bottle so anytime someone askes I just tell them what happened and they get that wide-eyed look. It’s fun 😀
Just say “I used to work a very dangerous job.” beat. “I was a baby sitter.”
In my former life I was a French aristocrat during the French Revolution. I remembered my previous life while dreaming and woke up with this reminder….
What a romantic notion!
Tell people that Cupid had a bad aim instead of shooting his arrow to your heart he got your neck.
You could say that you had a close encounter with a vampire, Chester, and then look intently at their necks with your mouth slightly open. 🙂
What a baby love!!!!! Thanks for this one, I **needed** it, LOL!
Little fuzzball! And look at those silly whiskers all over the place.
Hi, Alex!
What a cute baby!! I love callies!
MEW, MEW, MEW!!!
Sweet little calico.Awwwww….
MINE…………..stick her in my lil shirt pocket and sneak her out!!!!
What an itty bitty kitty! The picture of innocence and cuteness.
Those blue eyes. Those curly whiskers. Those soft itty bitty ears. Those pretty multi-colored baby kitten furs. Those caramel smoochie lips. Those little squishy kiss kiss paws. How adorable you are Miss Cali Coco. Bet your Mom is a beauty too!
Thanks for all the nice comments about Cali Coco. She is growing and getting very feisty. She loves to romp and play with her two sisters. She will be 2 months old June 6.
Cali Coo is soooo sweet. Can’t resist a set of crazy kitty whiskers!
OOPS! Excuse me Cali Coco.
o.o Pretty girl! Great shot, too. She looks so innocent!
Also, must cap when I get home.
i has bad hayr day
me feel better if has cheezebrger!
Just for you, CatRancher!
He said to her I’d like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well
She said to him, “I can’t give you either”
And he said, “Isn’t this Burger Bell?”
She said, “Yes it is, but we’re closed now,
But we open tomorrow at ten.”
He said, “I am extremely hungry,
But I guess I can wait until then.”
Cuz you’re his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He’ll wait for you. Ya!
He’ll wait for you.
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He’ll wait for you
Oh, he will wait for you.
*Jimmy Gourd FUZZ*
He stayed at the drive-thru till sunrise.
He may have dozed off once or twice.
When he spotted a billboard for Denny’s–
“Bacon and Eggs for half price!”
How could he resist such and offer?
He really needed something to munch.
Cheeseburger please do not get angry.
He’ll eat and be back here for lunch!
‘Cause you’re His cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you.
He’ll be back for you.
Won’t be so long cheeseburger!
Oh, lovely cheeseburger!
Be back for you.
Oh, He’ll be back for you.
Odd that the topic is cheeseburgers. As soon as they released me yesterday my sister asked if I was hungry & the first place I saw was a Krystal. So had to have a couple of cheese krystals. Oh they were so good.
Glad to hear the surgery’s over, Chester! If someone asks about the scar, just say “transplant!” Let them worry about what was transplanted….
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
funny site!
Love that seal baby! I said good day! I love Fezz
What a wee dolly! How cute. I just want to cuddle and woozle that soft fuzz.
Smelling salts???? Heck we need more cinnamon rolls & soft pillows!!!!
What we need is a place with gymnastics mats all over the floor, Wi-Fi, and an adjoining Krispy Kreme where the “hot doughnuts” light is never off. Is that too much to ask? 😀
KRISPY KREME!?! Blech :p
…and we were getting along so well 😥
Oh well, more for me! 😎
Her face is very dirty. Wash it.
But MOM-m-m-m-m-M-M-M! 😆
2 legged-kitten. Look at this cutie:
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=3338504&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.7.1
That was a beautiful story. Thanks Jill.
She’s a sweeite pie! :0 It goes to show you how cats adapt.
God bless that woman for taking her in—a sweeter face I have not seen.
What a sweetie! Thank you for the link, Jill. My Roo only has 3 legs — his right rear leg was amputated when he was a kitten due to an injury. We still don’t know what happened to him. He was in a very safe environment in our spare bedroom with his littermates. But he gets around fine. Jumps and run/hops all over. He’s a high-octane cat!
It was a great story….I figured people here would appreciate it. I’m glad to hear your Roo is doing well.
I am definetly cookoo for coco – puff fuzzzzzzzzz
Coco is so pretty! She’ll be a real beauty when she is grown. Full of spice and Calico Attitude! 🙂 Look at those little claws…I want to put her in my pocket!!
Sweet little Cali Coco….such a little fluff-kin! Looks like she’ll be a real poof-ball when she grows up!. Snuggles and kisses to her!
doesn’t look big enough to WALK all over the yard!
–They don’t get any cuter than Cali Coco. Luv her claws. When they’re that tiny I luv to tickle their little nose w/my eyelashes. Sounds goofy,but I think it’s precious when they take their front paws & grab your face w/them. 😀
Or how about when they sniff YOUR eyelashes and then try to sample them? Isn’t that the CUTEST thing??
butterfly kisses!!!
–Yah,butterfly kisses is a good term for it. 😀
That’s why I love to kiss their toes. I love their little feet on my face. Every baby grows up on my chest. They are so lovable when they are so tiny. Not goofy-just mommy.
btw:
Elaine-How’s things today? Still good-ish? I know you’re struggling with the pain, but we’re here for you, and pulling for you.
Meezermama- keep pluggin’ hope everthing with the hubby and dad are okay. Remind dad no kitty lifting! Even the small ones. The smallest strain can hurt eye surgery.
Ginny- let us know as soon as you can about your honey. My ultrasound is still being evaluated. I don’t know if that’s good or what. It’s been a week of evaluation. I taken math tests that felt that long but…
Anyways, hey everyone I missed!
Wasn’t my dad that had the eye surgery. My Granddad did a while back, but I don’t think that’s who you are thinking of. He does need you prayers though.
It’s my dad having the eye surgery tomorrow. He knows the rules–he’s had no end of problems with the eye ever since he had cataracts removed several years ago. It never has healed properly and I’ve lost count of how many surgeries he’s had in the Herculean effort to save his sight–usually because a leak develops and the pressure gets too low. Last time, the eye almost collapsed from lack of fluid. This time the problem is a partially-detatched retina.
Still don’t know about hubby. I don’t think they’ve come up with anything. No one is talking. Very frustrating. 🙁
Was trying to do that with my 4 week old cali-tortie and her sweet little (very sharp) claws slashed my bottom lip. Wow was that painful. 😛
Tiny but very cute. Websites listed below are pictures from zoo in China. Unusual palymates.
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070529/ids_photos_wl/r3006321983.jpg
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070529/ids_photos_wl/r586631131.jpg
The cubs seem more afraid of the chicks! Chicks aren’t bothered at all!
They’re too stupid to be afraid. I used to have chickens and I watched as one by one they stuck they’re head through a hole where the dog next door pulled them through and killed them. I lost five chickens before I could plug that hole. Can’t blame the dog, he was just being a dog.
Those were some really baby tigers! They still had blue eyes!
Cali Coco is just too cute! I’ll refrain from fainting from too much cuteness, someone has to take care of everyone else on here! 🙂
Reminds me of my Daisy, when she was a baby. Now, she is just a beautiful little lovebug.
What a little sweetheart. How old is she in this pic. Hope she brings you many years of love.
Luv the calicos!
Hermes is over three years old now, and when he was out on a supervised visit on our deck yesterday, he spotted a butterfly and began pouncing for it just like a wee kitten! OH SO FUNNY to watch this 20+ pound behemoth hopping around like an 8-ounce kit.
Better than TV!
Ohhh!! Cali Coco!!! What a cutie! I wish she could come play with me all day – I could hide her in my pencil drawer when the boss walks by! Hee hee…
Sunday Morning Sex
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling…
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago , realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even…
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.
debsterwiz……You are on a roll today…….Keep ’em coming!!!!!
As I get them, I will be happy to.
**takes a bow**
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were
> little:
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> Once upon a time
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> in a land far away,
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> a beautiful, independent,
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> self-assured princess
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> happened upon a frog as she sat
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> contemplating ecological issues
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> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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> The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
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> and said: ” Elegant Lady,
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> I was once a handsome prince,
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> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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> One kiss from you, however,
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> and I will turn back
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> into the dapper, young prince that I am
> ;
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> and then, my sweet, we can marry
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> and set up housekeeping in your castle
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> with my mother,
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> where you can prepare my meals,
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> clean my clothes, bear my children,
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> and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
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> That night,
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> as the princess dined sumptuously
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> on lightly sauteed frog legs
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> seasoned in a white wine
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> and onion cream sauce,
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> she chuckled and thought to herself:
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> I don’t freakin think so.
Now that’s a good one….I like it!!
I freakin love this!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I love fairy tales with a happy ending!!!
LMAO!! 😆
debsterwiz That was great I had to e-mail that one out
Thanks for the laugh!
>>Marrying A Pennsylvania Girl
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>> Oh I like this one !!
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>> Marrying A Pennsylvania Girl
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>> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
>> their
>> new wives duties.
>>
>> The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he
>> had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
>> cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came
>> home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
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>> The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
>> had
>> given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
>> and
>> the cooking.
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>> On that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it
>> was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
>> done
>> and he had a huge dinner on the table.
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>> The third man married a girl from Pennsylvania . He told her that her
>> duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
>> laundry
>> washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
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>> He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he
>> didn’t
>> see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
>> and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself
>> a
>> bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
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>> Gotta love those Pennsylvania girls.
>>
LOL…That’s a good one. I think I’ll pass this one on to my girlfriends.
Of course, I did a little editing and changed it to Massachusetts girl.
I changed it to “Don’t mess with Texas women!” 😆
I was thinking the same thing!
I changed it to New York girls.
She almost has like a Donald Trump hair do…thats cute.
Ha-Ha! I can see her little “comb over”! Too funny, Dragonfly
Hadn’t noticed until you mentioned it….lol
What a sweet, tiny fur baby!
Would not be able to resist rubbing
the lil pink nose!!
Little pink nose, little pink nose! I bet she has pink toes too!
tha’s so cool my kittens name is chloe!the kitten is verycute!
**Rachel’s Helpful Guide to Online Dating: Girl Power Version**
http://www.rachellucas.com/2007/05/rachels_helpful_guide_to_onlin_2.html
Outstanding!! 😆
Darn! And I have that perfect pic of Sir Snuggle Wumpkins Lovey-yums and everything! HA! That was good.
Oh oh…
So, I’m a crazy cat-woman!!!
No, you’re a crazy SPANISH cat-woman 🙂
but we like you anyway
She is adorable, wish you were closer I would take the others!!
She is adorable. If I were closer (SD) I would take the others!!
Great outdoors FUZZ
Where’s Dee???? Deeeeeee, Deeeeeeeee, where are you????
Dee? You busy? Lurking today?
this kitten is really cute but it looks kind of freaky!!!! i still wish i had this kitten!!!!
hi every body. the two leged kitten made my eyes leak 😥
I couldn’t see the article, I don’t get whatever the drive is at work. 🙁
Do you think Cali Coco’s “comb over” reminds you a little of Donald Trump?
Hello Alex,
Yep a late day again. Isn’t she beautiful? I love that little pink nose! I just want to kiss her little head! I love calico kitties. I never had one but I am always fasinated at how many color variations thee are. Have you ever seen a tabby-co? It looks like a calico but instead of just colors, they have striped colors. In other words instead of a patch of orange, they have a patch of orange tabby. Ant then there are the torties, that kind of fall under the Calico heading. They are basically black with different color spots on them. Very cool, they are kind of reverse Calicos. Most Calicos are white with spots of color and Torties are black with colors. I used to love to look at breed books and see all the different variations. I would read about how they came to become the breeds we know today. Cat differences are especially interesting because there wasn’t a specific reason for different breeds like for dogs. Cats are bred for their looks only. Kind of sad in a way. It’s like people only liking blondes because they are blonde or people with green eyes only getting to go to the pool. My cats don’t have pedigrees but they are beautiful (well handsome-boys) in their own right. As a matter of fact I haven’t met one ugly cat ever! And as long as a person is good they could never be ugly either. I think that’s what is wonderful about the internet. I’m only judged by what I say not by how I look or how old I am or any of those things. I like that I can have a friend of any age too. I appreicate haveing you to talk to every day. Thank you.
Your DK friend,
Rosie
Well said, Rosie. Wouldn’t this planet be a better place if kitten lovers ruled the world? Well, actually, our cats would rule the world but we humans could be their Cabinet staff.
What a cutie face! Makes me think of butterscotch! Yum..
Update on my granddad~
He checked into the hospital this afternoon. My uncle went to visit and says that he seems to be getting worse. I’m going to try and visit while he still knows who I am. Please keep praying. Hopefully the doctors will find what is wrong and it will be something they can treat.
I am so sorry Meezer Mama. Know that you and your granddad are in my thoughts and prayers. tf
My thoughts and prayers are with you MeezerMama!
–Hugs & Prayers for your Grandpa,MM
Saying more prayers. Keep us posted.
I’ll be praying for your grandpa and your family.
Praying for your granddad’s recovery.
Your granddad is in my thoughts and prayers
**hugs**
I didn’t notice anyone scooping up Cali, so here she goes into my backpack. My daughter’s name is Cali and she will love this little Coco Cali. I will return her in a little while.
Ur so cute Cali coco….. u look like a sweet little kitty!!!
hi, everyone,feling better today,no more bleeding and pain down to a 2 now,prayers to all who need them and wishes for better health.And a big HI to alex. Also welcome to all new posters and lurkers.
Elaine. Not on TDK every day so missed your posting about being ill. Glad you are feeling better and pain levels are down. Will keep you in my prayers for your continued recover.
Oh BTW, not to forget the beautiful cali coco.so precious,or should I say purecious.
shes so cute she looks like my kitty i had named callie 2 months ago my husband and i became homeless and lost all 4 cats and 1 dog that we had callie was one of the special ones we miss them everyday im glad there r people that can enjoy their animals with no worries good job 🙂
So sorry. I hope everything takes a turn for the better and you can soon have a home again.
I am late, but so happy to see Cali Coco. We haven’t had kittens around here in ages!
Hmmm, with all the lattes going around, and now “coco”, think I could get some cocoa here?
Is this cat real — she looks to perfect and her fur looks faux. What a beauty indeed!
Precious baby !
Prayers to all in need !!! My troubles are nothing compared to what I see here today.
And a huge thank you for all the laughs today…. so much needed and appreciated.
What’s up? Your troubles ARE something — you own them. I can almost hear your sadness. How’s your husband? Need to talk — or too tough to do right now?
Thanks…. so sweet of you. Uh… there is no husband 🙂 Just been a rough couple of days… hoping tomorrow will be better.
Oh…sorry…that’s was Tiger’s husband who was ill. Forgive me, I have CRS — Can’t Remember S*$&. Haven’t heard from her for a while hope everything is OK. Tomorrow WILL be better — God willing and the creek don’t rise — as my dear old Dad used to say. Anyway…hope you have a MUCH better day tomorrow!
No problem… I have the same affliction. 🙂
OH!!!!!!!!!! How sweet is she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now that’s one cute calico!
follows u all around the yard??!! be careful not to step on her den! haha.
Yes, a real cute Cali, and don’t take this as an insult, but she looks just like a cute little baby possum I once knew. A friend had found one and raised it, hand feeding every 3 to 4 hours with a baby-doll bottle. Had the CUTE-EST little face, then grew up and got
SERIOUSLY UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And the one about the Sunday Morning Sex had me ROTFLMEverythingO, wife had to scrape me up with a spatula!!)
Found this on Petfinder:
Notes: Little One
Little One…so full of fear no one’s gonna hurt you here.
Soon; you’ll see, how it feels to trust ‘cuz you’ve been rescued, just like us.
We promise that it’s not too late because we all know, that heaven can wait.
Forget the broken road you’ve traveled on for yesterday has come and gone.
That’s a lesson we must all learn and now, Little One…it is your turn.
Come with us, walk by our side, hold your tail up high with pride.
And in the end, when we’re all through, there’ll be a family just waiting for you.
Because, Little One…so full of fear, no one’s gonna hurt you here.
~ Terri Haga
Thank you. That was lovely.
Darn! Never can find the kleenex when I need it.
*picks up the adorable bundle of purr and just holds her*
Just TOO CUTE! A sweet little ‘pocket-wah.’ May the Lord bless you and this baby always. 🙂
absolutely precious! 🙂 i just wanna gobble her up!
JCL
Cali Coco is one cute little girl!
“Y’all take care and don’t fur-git to clean your paws before — and after dinner.” — The CatWrangler from Louisiana
Awww! How Precious!! 😀
SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND ADORABLE 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
I love this baby!
IF YOU DO HAVE ANY SISTERS OR BROTHERS FROM HER I’LL TAKE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
soooo soooooo cute and tiny and sweet looking 🙂
it has a really big head……………..ILOVE KITTENS WITH BIG HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL MOO i LOVE BAT MAN
ok when i saw this pic i was in love from the start i LOVE your cat