Why, oh why?

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  • #379985

    I think this woman has hit upon the perfect alternative to dieting. If a woman is large in the stomach, hips and butt, she can just blow up her top and look perfectly balanced! Even if she didn’t end up balanced out, no one would ever look lower to notice! lol

    #379986
    bellantara
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    Never mind riding or driving–I’m amazed the girl can stand up!!

    #379987
    SoxsMom
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    Pretty funny–you know she brought it on with her decision. I just can’t imagine her life–there is no way it is normal! Does silicon float–have to ask because she gets off that plane to her tropical island vacation….

    #379988
    KapitiKats in NZ
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    She’d have to only lie on her back in bed or maybe on her side. At least she could prop a book on them.

    #379989
    owlwatcher_974
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    “Could you envision her trying to ride a bicycle?”

    *giggles helplessly as Tickle Me Elmo’s words echo in her mind — “Bouncy Bouncy!”*

    #379990
    feral
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    I wonder…do they stay in position when she lays on her back. Enquiring minds?

    I think she’d knock herself out trying to bicycle.

    #379991

    If she slept on her back, she would suffocate from the weight, don’t you think?

    #379992
    owlwatcher_974
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    “Never mind riding or driving–I’m amazed the girl can stand up!!”

    Wait until she gets into her 70’s or 80’s — oh wait, I forgot – they’ll be down to her knees by then.

    #379993
    feral
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    Another thing…I’ll bet good money she doesn’t have a kitty.

    #379994
    Marnet
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    I’m trying to picture her going through the new type of screening at airports that is a type of see everything x-ray! Can we say stampede of the male security screeners to that line.

    #379995
    AV
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    ….. now invisioning her lying in bed…. only way is on her back….. bazookas sticking straight up ….. gee, hope she doesn’t have cats!….. thinks how Abby would be “climbing” those hills or “attacking” them… poor girl would probably never get any sleep!!

    #379996
    owlwatcher_974
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    “I wonder…do they stay in position when she lays on her back. Enquiring minds?”

    Lots of elastic in the form of a bra that could hold an elephant in one cup

    #379997
    owlwatcher_974
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    If she did have a cat, it would have a nice shelf to snuggle up on when she is sitting down

    #379998
    feral
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    Hahaha KW…she could suffocate me with just her breasts I’m so tiny. lol

    #379999
    KapitiKats in NZ
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    Now folks, don’t let us end up with more pages on this thread than we do on Nightshift!

    Sorry KM, we can’t help ourselves!

    #380000
    bellantara
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    Shoot, she could suffocate ME with those things, and I’m anything but tiny!! 😀

    #380001
    owlwatcher_974
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    KK,

    How often to we find something like this to discuss and make jokes about?

    #380002
    AV
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    Ok guys, I absolutely HAVE to go to bed now…… I’ll read tomorrow how you’ve figured out for her to drive and ride a bike!….. I’m putting my apparently “flat chested” self to sleep!!! Love & peace….. hopes I can get those crazy visions out of head…. doesn’t want to dream about being a seat mate……LOL

    #380003
    feral
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    I’ll bet KM is getting a few giggles out of it himself. My side hurts from laughing.

    #380004
    Dee
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    Susie…I hope she does not have a cat…a claw to one of those things would cause a blowout!

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