Why, oh why?

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  • #379985

    I think this woman has hit upon the perfect alternative to dieting. If a woman is large in the stomach, hips and butt, she can just blow up her top and look perfectly balanced! Even if she didn’t end up balanced out, no one would ever look lower to notice! lol

    #379986

    bellantara
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    Never mind riding or driving–I’m amazed the girl can stand up!!

    #379987

    SoxsMom
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    Pretty funny–you know she brought it on with her decision. I just can’t imagine her life–there is no way it is normal! Does silicon float–have to ask because she gets off that plane to her tropical island vacation….

    #379988

    KapitiKats in NZ
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    She’d have to only lie on her back in bed or maybe on her side. At least she could prop a book on them.

    #379989

    owlwatcher_974
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    “Could you envision her trying to ride a bicycle?”

    *giggles helplessly as Tickle Me Elmo’s words echo in her mind — “Bouncy Bouncy!”*

    #379990

    feral
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    I wonder…do they stay in position when she lays on her back. Enquiring minds?

    I think she’d knock herself out trying to bicycle.

    #379991

    If she slept on her back, she would suffocate from the weight, don’t you think?

    #379992

    owlwatcher_974
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    “Never mind riding or driving–I’m amazed the girl can stand up!!”

    Wait until she gets into her 70’s or 80’s — oh wait, I forgot – they’ll be down to her knees by then.

    #379993

    feral
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    Another thing…I’ll bet good money she doesn’t have a kitty.

    #379994

    Marnet
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    I’m trying to picture her going through the new type of screening at airports that is a type of see everything x-ray! Can we say stampede of the male security screeners to that line.

    #379995

    AV
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    ….. now invisioning her lying in bed…. only way is on her back….. bazookas sticking straight up ….. gee, hope she doesn’t have cats!….. thinks how Abby would be “climbing” those hills or “attacking” them… poor girl would probably never get any sleep!!

    #379996

    owlwatcher_974
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    “I wonder…do they stay in position when she lays on her back. Enquiring minds?”

    Lots of elastic in the form of a bra that could hold an elephant in one cup

    #379997

    owlwatcher_974
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    If she did have a cat, it would have a nice shelf to snuggle up on when she is sitting down

    #379998

    feral
    Participant

    Hahaha KW…she could suffocate me with just her breasts I’m so tiny. lol

    #379999

    KapitiKats in NZ
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    Now folks, don’t let us end up with more pages on this thread than we do on Nightshift!

    Sorry KM, we can’t help ourselves!

    #380000

    bellantara
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    Shoot, she could suffocate ME with those things, and I’m anything but tiny!! 😀

    #380001

    owlwatcher_974
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    KK,

    How often to we find something like this to discuss and make jokes about?

    #380002

    AV
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    Ok guys, I absolutely HAVE to go to bed now…… I’ll read tomorrow how you’ve figured out for her to drive and ride a bike!….. I’m putting my apparently “flat chested” self to sleep!!! Love & peace….. hopes I can get those crazy visions out of head…. doesn’t want to dream about being a seat mate……LOL

    #380003

    feral
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    I’ll bet KM is getting a few giggles out of it himself. My side hurts from laughing.

    #380004

    Dee
    Participant

    Susie…I hope she does not have a cat…a claw to one of those things would cause a blowout!

    #380005

    KapitiKats in NZ
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    When the weather is cold she could take someone’s eye out.

    #380006

    SoxsMom
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    Dee look at what you started!! I love the laughter!

    #380007

    petpntr
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    I am shocked. You have all turned into perverts like the ones who get Playboy. Did you only look at the pictures? Do you not appreciate the incredible heart breaking story? Each and every one of you should be ashamed of yourself (except you Ron).

    You need to spend more time on more cerebral indulgences. This has a profound story to it about a girl who is only trying to follow her dream. We all did that didn’t we? Do you not feel any sisterly sympathy or comaraderie with this poor girl who had a wonderful man in her life once who was even willing to pay for breast enhancements only to be forced to wrench herself out of his loving pockets to follow her dream?

    Did any of you notice the advertisements below each picture. I found that almost as funny as your comments. Whoever set this up had a good sense of humor. One said “What would it take to get from here the there? Get a Move On” from Participaction another one said “Make Her Blush” from Sprint

    Ohmigod you guys gave me one of the best laughs I have had in a very long time. This has got to be one of the funniest threads ever posted on TDK. Can we give it some kind of prize or title or something.

    Who the heck needs the funny papers as long as we have TDK?

    #380008

    Marnet
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    ROFLOL

    #380009

    owlwatcher_974
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    LOL at DEE

    KABOOM!!!!!

    #380010

    feral
    Participant

    She could probably take both out in one POP!!

    #380011

    owlwatcher_974
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    “When the weather is cold she could take someone’s eye out.”

    Yeah, and that person could be standing 10 feet away…

    #380012

    feral
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    No making bisquits on those kitty kitty. LMAO

    #380013

    owlwatcher_974
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    I would hate to see her in a movie theater

    #380014

    feral
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    OW…I don’t know…they may make a very good head rest. 🙂

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