Why, oh why?

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  • #379955
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    Tigerlilly
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    This is what the most intelligent species on the planet does??

    #379956
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    AV
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    Maybe they took her brains out and put them there!!… Wow, she must have been really smart!!! LOLOLOLO

    #379957
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    feral
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    She better hope they put the same amt. of pressure in each one.

    Hahaha. Good one Tigerlilly!!

    #379958
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    owlwatcher_974
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    I wonder what would happen if she ever tried to fly in an airplane? Or is it only the blow up bras that explode?

    #379959
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    KapitiKats in NZ
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    I’m shocked into silence – can’t come up with a witty quip – someone please call me an ambulance as this is incredibly unusual.

    #379960
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    Tigerlilly
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    Thanks Dee, this entire post gets funnier by the minute.

    AV, I think you may have hit on the truth ther.

    OW, I must have missed something; I never heard of exploding bras!!!

    #379961
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    BoogerMercurysMama
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    You guys are just too funny hehehe!!! Hhhmmm each one has a gallon of silicone, well I don’t know how much a gallon of silicone weighs but a gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds, thats a lot of weight!!! How could that be anything but uncomfortable & always in the way.

    #379962
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    Well, I know high altitude makes my ears pop. I guess it could happen. lol

    #379963
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    bellantara
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    Does silicon expand under pressure? That could be a very interesting plane ride.

    Oh, almost forgot–*Sends ambulance to check on KK*

    #379964
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    KapitiKats in NZ
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    Mythbusters exploded that myth actually – or rather nothing exploded.

    #379965
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    … shakes head in laughter, as invisions a plane flight of “her” trying to squeeze into a seat between two “normal” passengers… both of whom are shocked beyond belief, and must re-adjust their under the seat bags and move their legs to let her bye!….. she sits down, with the “bazookas” encroaching onto each of her seat mates spaces, who are desparately trying not to 1) stare, and 2) not to let them touch !!!….. the captain signals for take off and the cabin starts to pressurize…..

    #379966
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    TL,

    I can’t remember where I saw it – I don’t think it was mythbusters, but it was on a TV show. They were talking about the story of a woman who was wearing a bra that could be filled with air to enhance her bust size. Anyway, the bra supposedly exploded when the plane got high enough off the ground. I can’t remember if they were able to prove that it could have happened or not.

    #379967
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    AV…you had me running for cover there. Hahahaha

    There she Blows!!

    #379968
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    Thanks KK. I could not remember where I had seen that one or if it was true or not.

    #379969
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    KapitiKats in NZ
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    AV – someone who looks like that will NEVER have to fly coach. She’ll be in First Class (where the restrooms have more room for mile high club members.)

    Hey – I got my mojo back!

    #379970
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    ….. the seat mates are praying her bra holds fast, and that she doesn’t eat anything salty……

    #379971
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    I can just imagine her seatmates’ reaction when they hit some turbulence and things start bouncing around…

    #379972
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    bellantara
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    God forbid they should hit turbulence; she could knock someone out!

    #379973
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    When she ages if she wears a tube top it will end up a belt. Ack!

    #379974
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    *trying desperately to breathe in between fits of laughter… wiping tears from her eyes so she can see the screen*

    #379975
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    …. how will she eat her meal? since she won’t be able to see the tray under the bazookas?…… she must be adept at cutting her food carefully, then will have to move it around (once again, an encroachment on the seat mate squeezed over trying to eat) and then bring it over and up to her mouth…. wonders if she walks around with wierd food stains under her “shelf”????

    #379976
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    AV – in first class there will be plenty of people willing to cut her food and feed it to her – and peel grapes for her and do ANYTHING for her! And that cleavage is the perfect holder for a champagne glass stem!

    #379977
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    I’m reminded of a time when Dolly Parton (you knew she’d show up here eventually) was asked why she was so tiny when her girls were so large. Miss Parton’s answer? “Oh, honey, don’t nothing grow in the shade!”

    #379978
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    Getting up away from screen to finish my crying laughter.

    #379979
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    “And that cleavage is the perfect holder for a champagne glass stem!”

    An entire bottle of champagne could get lost in that cleavage – and so could the person who dove in to try to find the champagne!

    #379980
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    *busts out laughing again as she remembers the original Tickle Me Elmo doll saying, “Bouncy Bouncy”*

    #379981
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    ….. now invisioning her sitting with the champagne glass between the “girls”……… time warp….. 50 years later…. there she sits with that same champagne glass, only it has an efferident tablet and her teeth in them while she dozes off…..

    (ok, you can throw shoes now!)

    #379982
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    KapitiKats in NZ
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    LOL AV and OW!

    #379983
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    I wonder if she is able to drive a car with those things in the way?

    #379984
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    feral
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    Could you envision her trying to ride a bicycle? Buwahahahaha

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