Why, oh why?

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  • #24734
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    Dee
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    #379926
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    Karma’s Daddy
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    Someone forgot to turn off the knob on the helium tank.

    #379927
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    paulajeanne
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    Quick, where’s a pin!

    #379928
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    PJ I was thinking the same thing!!

    #379929
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    I–I have no words.

    My flabber is well and truly ghasted.

    #379930
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    What Bellantara said. Oh MY!

    #379931
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    What are they good for? I was never interested in size ,its quality that counts

    #379932
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    She must have pretty good shoulder muscles to hold all that up!

    #379933
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    And just think what she’s going to look like in 30-40 years, when gravity takes its inevitable toll. . .

    #379934
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    Renee in Arkansas
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    Doesn’t she realize that no one will ever really look at her as a person

    #379935
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    Tigerlilly
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    Hi Ron, obviously Cindy made a fine choice with you!

    #379936
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    Renee in Arkansas
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    Well she never said anything about trading me in

    #379937
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    WillowandWindismom
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    What??? Are you all saying that those aren’t real??? 🙂

    #379938
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    Renee in Arkansas
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    They do look kinda strange sorta like something is not quite right.In a reality check, if they are real where would she go to buy clothes ,I would think every thing would have to be specialy made

    #379939
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    Well off to bed for me ,hope I don’t have night mares of things blowing up on me

    #379940
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    Now that’s just sick, IMHO. *shudders at the udders* (sorry, had to say it)

    #379941
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    Well, in the event of a shipwreck, she can serve as her own flotation device.

    In the event of a carwreck, she can serve as her own airbag.

    *Runs and hides*

    #379942
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    *giggling hysterically at some of the comments — especially the thought of what is going to happen in 30-40 years when gravity takes its toll and the thought of Ron having nightmares about things blowing up on him… finally regaining her composure enough to speak*

    Seriously, those things are so big they look hideous!!!! What was she thinking??!!

    #379943
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    … she can serve as the entire ship’s flotation device!!! LOL…… imagine what those will look like when she’s say, 80!!! Grandma with HUGE bazookas!!! PPPPLLLLEEEEAASSSEEE!!!!!

    #379944
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    *busts out laughing as she reads Bellantara’s last comment*

    #379945
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    I wonder how she will tie her shoes considering she will never see any other part of her body again without a mirror

    #379946
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    “Grandma with huge bazookas”–more like Grandma with weird growths around her waist!

    #379947
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    I hope she bought the extra “anti-sag” insurance!!!!! LOL

    #379948
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    I would imagine that the only way she will be able to walk in 30 years is by goose-stepping and kicking them out of the way!

    And she is not going to get accurate mammogram readings, either.

    #379949
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    “more like Grandma with weird growths around her waist!”

    *nearly falls out of her chair laughing*

    #379950
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    …. we may just have to add a verse to “Grandma got run over by a reindeer”!!!….

    #379951
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    Looks deformed I can’t imagine why anyone would do that to themselves

    #379952
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    A 28 year old Texas housewife, who’s had nine operations and a gallon of silicone to reach that size. Why do I smell a rich old sugar daddy here?

    #379953
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    ….Reindeer got run over by the Grandma

    didn’t see him by the Christmas tree…

    …Bazookas block his vision so all he saw

    was big round things that made him laugh with glee!!!!!

    (oh, I am bad!)

    #379954
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    Y’all made me laugh so hard daughter came running to see if I was having some sort of fit!

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