STUD ROOSTER

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    Crazycatman – CA
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    A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his

    chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

    “OK old fart, time for you to retire.”

    The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of

    these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can’t you just let me have the

    two old hens over in the corner?” The young rooster says, “Beat it!

    You’re washed up and I’m taking over.

    ” The old rooster says, “I tell you what,young stud.

    I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive

    domain over the entire chicken coop.

    ” The young rooster laughs. “You know you don’t stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.”

    The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young

    rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of

    the farmhouse and he young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet

    behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

    The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front

    porch when he sees the roosters running by. The old rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and – BOOM!! – he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

    “Darn…..third gay rooster I bought this month…”

    Moral of the story? …

    Don’t mess with the OLD FARTS – age, skill, wisdom, and a little

    treachery will always overcome youth !

    #66550
    MerD
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    LOL!

    #66551
    bumblebee
    Participant

    Cute! Thanks for sharing!! 🙂

    #66552
    bumblebee
    Participant

    Cute! Thanks for sharing!! 🙂

    #66553
    paulajeanne
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    This is hours later after first reading this and I’m still giggling! And I don’t normally giggle!

    #66554
    Rubia in CA, 4/28
    Participant

    LOL! 😀

    #66555

    This is too funny! LOL

    #66556
    Tigger
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    * blows his milk out through his nose *

    As my Grampa would say,”laughed so hard I thought I’d cry,thought my pants would never dry!” Good one,CCm!

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