O.K. I have been reading the posts from the Cafe and since it all seems to be fantasy I decided it was time to join in. I wrote a story for a cold and wintry night and I hope you will read it while enjoying something hot to drink with the lights down low.
WITHDRAWAL
It was a cold and windy night and all the TDK family were in the Cafe huddled around discussing life when all of a sudden, out of no where appeared the WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT. He was the black phantom cat in The Knitting Ninjas family that none had ever seen and no one was allowed to talk about.
Ohmigod screamed Catwoman get me out of here before I have an ALLERGIC REACTION!
THE WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT stood watching everyone in the Cafe while turning slowly in a graceful piroet when Buttercup came to her senses first and yelled “quick get the CAMOUFLAGE KITTEN to save usâ€.
To everyones horror he ignored Buttercup and with a sinister smile held his paw out and said LOOK HUDDY’S MOM WHAT I FOUND FOR YOU.
There within his grasp was Ragdolls NEW KITTY!!!!
No, No, THIS MAKES ME SO MAD cried Tigerlily. Don’t let him get any MORE KITTENS beseeched Nirmal. Pika ever ready to save the day suggested quietly “Let’s try to steer him out the door for HELP, THE NEW NEIGHBOURS HAVE A DOGâ€
As the WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT considered his next move from somewhere in the background he heard the call he could never ignore
THE NIGHT SHIFT CAFÉ IS OPEN announced Cheri
COFFEE ANYONE Cricketsmamma asked sweetly.
You see Cricketsmamma and Cheri knew that all WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CATs have only two weakness and one of them was COFFEE!!!!
Everyone watched as THE WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT lumbered towards the back of the Café when suddenly Petpntr stepped in front of him and said “ROOMBA ANYONE�
No, No, NO, cried THE WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT I can’t take it any more. I must escape and recover. While I’M AT HOME ALONE I can gather more strength.
You see the Roomba was the second greatest weakness of the WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT. No WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT could resist a Roomba or cup of coffee. It was the achilles heel of all WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CATs.
As The THE WEIRD TOYOTA NINJA CAT struggled to escape his weakness, I woke up. It was all a dream. I MUST BE THE BIGGEST SAP AROUND but that’s what happens when you try to recover from a day with TDK OFFLINE.
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