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  • #11034
    MaxandCali’sMom
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    This is from a real doctor:

    As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

    The middle aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said “I’m sorry, was I tickling you?” She replied, “No, doctor, but the song you were whistling was ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meier weiner'”.

    One more chuckle:

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert. They set up their tent and are sleeping. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.

    “Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see”. Tonto replies, “Me see millions of stars.” What does that tell you?” asked the masked man. After pondering the matter for a minute, Tonto responded “Astronomicaly speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of plants. Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn in in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 a.m. Theologically it’s evident that the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”

    The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then speaks: “Tonto, you twit, someone has stolen our tent.”

    #59259
    Elene_YorkPA_7/21
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    Very very funny – :))

    #59260
    paulajeanne
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    Oh….my…..gosh!

    #59261
    MaxandCali’sMom
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    Would you like some more?

    #59262
    GreatDane
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    Yep!

    #59263

    That is tooooooo funny. LLLOL!

    #59264
    MaxandCali’sMom
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    Here’s another one:

    A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed within the pages. “Mama, look what I found!”, the boy exclaimed. “What have you got there, dear?” she asked. With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered “I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”

    #59265
    Buttercup
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    Too funny!! More?

    #59266
    MaxandCali’sMom
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    Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

    Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

    Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark but professionals built the Titanic.

    There will always be death and taxes. However, deathdoesn’t get worse every year.

    #59267
    3 kits staff dorie
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    M&MM

    Your on a roll tonight!!! And mow i’m gonna be singing “‘I wish I was an Oscar Meier weiner'”. All night long

    THANKS FRIEND!!!

    #59268
    3 kits staff dorie
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    That’s “now i’m gonna” Dang gremlins

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