It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day! (this could be annoying…)

Captain Terri Pickett here, and Captain Morgan is my game

How much was the pirate sellings his corn for??

A buck an ear!!!

sorry guys, had to do it. 😀

I’m the only one here today, so poor me. I’ll be a pirate by meself!

Dirty Jenny Kidd!!!

You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean — not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Charming!!!

Oh, joke from the husband :

Where d’you keep your buccanears?

On the side of your buccanhead…

Don’t worry, I’ll hit him on your behalf!

Uh Oh, I am “Mad Morgan Cash”

“Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!”

Wait, is it bad to be musical if you are a pirate? I’m sure my answer about the sea being the love of my life threw them off! They didn’t ask, but I actually do have a “sailing ship” and I know how to use it! Yaaargh.

Your pirate name is:

Mad Jenny Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

**Hush, Instinct, or I’ll cleave ya through the brisket!**

Mmmmmm… Brisket *drool*

It’s not bad to be musical as a pirate. didn’t you ever see the Pirates of Penzance??

I actually HAVE seen Pirates of Penzance. That was a looooong time ago.

“It’s not bad to be musical as a pirate. didn’t you ever see the Pirates of Penzance??”

With cat-like tread,

Upon our prey we steal;

In silence dread,

Our cautious way we feel.

No sound at all,

We never speak a word,

A fly’s foot-fall

Would be distinctly heard –

Tarantara, tarantara!

So stealthily the pirate creeps,

While all the household soundly sleeps.