It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day! (this could be annoying…)

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  • #11101
    Dee from Tampa
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    #60004
    MadcatwomanintheUK
    Participant

    YAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!

    *waves skull & cross bones flag*

    I’ll enjoy catching up with this thread when I get back from work!

    #60005
    Moonshadow_NZ
    Moderator

    AAAAAaaaaaarrrrr, tis only 2 hours of ‘talk like a pirate’ day left ‘ere so’s I best be getting my avasts and ahoys in quick matey, Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr, me parrot’s on the poop deck, mind y’aaaarrr footing.

    #60006
    HuddysMama
    Participant

    Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

    #60007
    Rubia in CA, 4/28
    Participant

    LOL! Shiver me timbers, HM – you beat me to it! Here is another link:

    http://www.yarr.org.uk/

    #60008
    KYKAT 12 23
    Participant

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Hey I’ll have to take that rum to the breakfast chat and make screwdrivers!

    #60009
    gatakitty
    Participant

    I thought screwdrivers were made with vodka…oh, well.

    Still, if you have rum and you have pirates, you have to have Jimmy Buffett, so here goes!

    “Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call

    Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall

    You’ve seen it all, you’ve seen it all

    Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam

    And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen

    Most of ’em dream, most of ’em dream

    Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late

    The cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothin’ to plunder

    I’m an over-forty victim of fate

    Arriving too late, arriving too late

    I’ve done a bit of smugglin’, I’ve run my share of grass

    I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast

    Never meant to last, never meant to last

    And I have been drunk now for over two weeks

    I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks

    But I got stop wishin’, got to go fishin’

    Down to rock bottom again

    Just a few friends, just a few friends

    I go for younger women, lived with several awhile

    Though I ran ’em away, they’d come back one day

    Still could manage to smile

    Just takes a while, just takes a while

    Mother, mother ocean, after all the years I’ve found

    My occupational hazard being my occupation’s just not around

    I feel like I’ve drowned, gonna head uptown”

    #60010

    Yaar! Mateys ye beat me ta hoisten’ tha link

    #60011
    #60012
    Crazycatman – CA
    Participant

    …and really bad eggs, drink up me harties yo ho!

    #60013
    gatakitty
    Participant

    You’ll remember this as the day you ALMOST sounded like Captain Jack Sparrow!

    #60014
    Dee from Tampa
    Participant

    Fun pirate site here. The text to voice e-cards are really cool!

    http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/start_disney/door=163&cl=59&AID=0?id=22788229

    #60015

    http://www.piratequiz.com/

    I’m Captain Jenny Kidd

    #60016
    gatakitty
    Participant

    Ah-h-h, but ‘ow many of ye scurvy rats can make the claim of bein’ the spawn of a REAL pirate? Me own mum was born a Morgan, descended from the royal guv’nor of Jamaica ‘imself, Sir Henry Morgan, privateer!

    #60017
    HuddysMama
    Participant

    We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    We burn up the city, we’re really a fright.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    We’re rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    We’re devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    We’re beggars and blighters and ne’er-do-well cads.

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Aye! But we’re loved by our mommies and dads!

    Drink up me ‘earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate’s life for me.

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

    #60018
    gatakitty
    Participant

    OK HM, I didn’t want to do this, but you asked for it!

    Narrator: “Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything!”

    Larry, Pa, Mr. Lunt: “We are the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you …”

    Larry: “We don’t do anything!”

    Pa: “Well, I’ve never been Greenland and I’ve never been to Denver, and I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul, and I’ve never been to Moscow and I’ve never been to Tampa, and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.”

    All: “‘Cuz we’re the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you …”

    Mr. Lunt: “We don’t do anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to starboard ‘cuz I never sail at all, and I’ve never walked the gang plank and I’ve never owned a parrot, and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.”

    All: “‘Cuz we’re the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything! We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you … We don’t do anything!”

    Larry: “Well, I’ve never plucked a rooster and I’m not too good at ping-pong, and I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I’ve never kissed a chipmunk and I’ve never gotten head lice, and I’ve never been to Boston in the fall!”

    Pa: “Huh? What are you talking about? What’s a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate??”

    Mr. Lunt: “Hey, that’s right! We’re supposed to sing about pirate-y things!”

    Larry: “Oh …”

    Pa: “And who ever kissed a chipmunk? That’s just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?”

    Mr. Lunt: “I think you look like Cap’n Crunch!”

    Pa: “Huh? No I don’t!”

    Mr. Lunt: “Do too.”

    Pa: “Do not!”

    Mr. Lunt: “You’re making me hungry.”

    Pa: “That’s it, you’re walkin’ the plank!”

    Mr. Lunt: “Says who?”

    Pa: “Says the captain, that’s who!”

    Mr. Lunt: “Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap’n Crunch!”

    Larry: “And I’ve never licked a spark plug and I’ve never sniffed a stink bug, and I’ve never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I’ve never bathed in yogurt and I don’t look good in leggings …”

    Pa: “You just don’t get it!”

    All: “And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!”

    Pa: “Pass the chips!

    #60019
    Rubia in CA, 4/28
    Participant

    My cousin’s husband like to play pirate. They live on a small, private lake, and have this flat boat on which you can ‘sedately’ cruise around. This boat is adorned with a pirate skull & crossbones flag. When we were there a few years ago for a family reunion, we staged a pirate fight. The pirates were on the boat and the rest of us were defending the shore. Each side had giant slingshots which we used to launch water balloons at the other side. We used garbage can lids as shields. Can’t remember who ‘won’ (I think it was the pirates!) what it was a real laugh and great fun.

    He also likes to dress up like a pirate for costume parties! He lost both his legs below the knee in Vietnam, and when he is in his full pirate gear he wears a real peg leg! He’s a great guy with a great attitude! 😀

    #60020
    KYKAT 12 23
    Participant

    I am Captain Mary Flint

    Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

    #60021
    Instinct
    Participant

    Suuuuure you didn’t want to post that one Ginny, I really belive you 🙂

    #60022
    2 Popoki
    Participant

    Red Mary Rackem is my (pirate) name and passion is my game LOL

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