I started looking for the threads this morning and still have not found them. However, I did find “Emma’s Rule” (posted over a year ago, after a few more leave-takings) — thought it would give you a good laugh!
Here are a few more thoughts to consider:
If any more of these unfluffy fights break out and someone stalks off, the off-stalker needs to mull over the following thoughts:
1. I will find out where you live.
2. I will pack up two spoiled and surly little cats, my computer, clothing, suitcases, litter boxes, music CDs, etc.
3. The three of us will board a plane and arrive at your door in a short time.
4. I will move into your house and during the first day I will do all the cooking, cleaning, and listening you would ever want in this life.
5. However, Life will change on the second day.
…..A. I will start by playing the CDs, which consist of eerie and depressing Celtic music.
…..B. My cats will start griping about EVERYTHING.
…..C. I will begin to sing “It’s a Small World After All.” For hours. Off key.
…..D. The three of us will proceed to eat you out of house and home.
Please be warned. I am a sweet little old lady, but I do have my ways.
Now, all of you, please stop arguing and make up. Life is too short, my loves. Let’s be kind to each other. When it all comes down, “we” are all we have.
Much love,
Auntie Emma
And I pledge myself to the Make It Fit Rule!
