I had never seen this joke before, but it was funny so I thought I’d share
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at their crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives ….and bets $20,000
on a single roll of the dice.
She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless.” With that, she strips to the waist; rolls the dice; and yells,
“Come on, baby…. Southern Girl needs new clothes!” As the dice come to
a stop, she jumps up-and-down… and squeals… “YES! YES! I WON! I
WON!”
She hugs each of the dealers… and then picks up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?” The other answers, “I
don’t know… I thought you were watching.”
Moral — Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But,
all men…. are.
Now now, before anybody thinks I’m bashing men that’s not the case. I love men very very much!! I just thought the joke was really really funny.
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