Beware the Fiber One Bars!~

Well…there are no Fiber One bars around this place, unless Hopper is holding out on me…just found out this morning…he’s a bonafide tooter…thank goodness not the aromatic kind tho. Whew!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have a box of Fiber Plus bars and another of Fiber One bars that are going to be donated to my coworkers. I have had such awful gas, bloating, and diarrhea wile trying to increase my overall fiber intake. WHY do these taste so good? I was up to 30 gms fiber a day, after slowly working toward it for almost two years, and my guts have rebelled. Everything I eat now gives me problems, and much as I like the Caramel Delight Fiber One cereal and the Fiber One bars, they’re going OFF my list of consumables.

My husband keeps a can of Glade air freshener in the bedroom and he’s used it.

I definitely missed this the first time around! ROFLMAO!!! You guys bring tears to my eyes with your humor! Emma’s religious comment is priceless!!!!! =D

It takes a while to get used to fiber bars, and also to know how many to consume in a set time period.

However, I switched to Aldi’s Fit and Active fiber bars; much the same ingredients and points, but they do not have the…er…breathless quality that you get with Fiber Ones. In other words, your roomies do not wear HAZMAT suits or gas masks, nor do your pets slink out of the room with haggard expressions.

However, fiber bars have a great use: they are a perfect weapon of revenge with certain co-workers.

1. Cut up two fiber bars into about 4-6 bite size pieces.

2. Place in the coffee area of your company.

3. Listen carefully, especially for high, whistling sounds of distress.

Just a thought.

I like the way you think Emma.

Oooo-wish I was still working-I’d love to do that!(says with evil grin)

You want fiber? Eat a rope.

Cheaper, easier on the friends/co-workers/pets, and you just know you’ve done something to help the environment.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3100569/Farting-pig-triggers-gas-alarm

Hmmmmmmmmmm, makes you wonder if it ate a Fiber One bar. !

ROTFLMOA (with gas mask on just in case).

Oh poor SM, it’s no laughing matter but you did make me laugh. I didn’t realise just how pertinent that article was. Get hubby or daughter to buy you some kiwifruit and eat 2-3 or even more if you’re game. They normally work well.

Darned PIG!