Linda, on Eddie Murphy’s first comedy album, he told a story about his uncle Gus, the family pyromaniac who had to turn every family barbeque into an Aggie Bonfire. You sure pseudohubby isn’t related to him?
Take it from the Barbeque Queen: what you need is indirect heat. We have a smoker that looks like a 55 gallon oil drum lying on its side, with an attached chamber for holding the coals that looks like one of those institutional-sized cans you see at Wal-mart or Sam’s. It looks very much like this: http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&productId=100327576&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&PID=500871&cm_mmc=CJ-_-nextag-_-D28X-_-100327576&cpncode=12-65384531-2&URL=http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/BuildLinkToHomeDepot?linktype=product&id=100327576&cm_mmc=CJ-_-nextag-_-D28X-_-100327576&AID=10368321&cj=true&srccode=cii_9324560
This above all: NEVER USE LIGHTER FLUID!! Not even MatchLight charcoal!! It will give your food an ungodly taste of petroleum. We have a fire starter that will have ready-to-cook coals in half an hour. Mine isn’t nearly as fancy as the one depicted here ( http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/chimney.html ), but this site does come with detailed instructions.
Your food prep sounds spot-on. I wouldn’t change a thing.
Once the coals are ready, pour them out onto the grate in the coal chamber. Put some smoking wood chips (I prefer mesquite, but you can also get oak, apple, cherry, or sometimes peach wood) on top of the hot coals, then close the coals door. I usually keep the door vent open halfway, as well as the chimney vent. Put your meat on the grill. I try to always have a full grill–you can cook for a week in a single afternoon–chicken (beer can chicken works especially well), ribs, sausages, and some boneless roast or brisket.
Your smoker should have a thermometer on the outside–try to keep it at about 200-250 degrees. This means the large smoking chamber stays closed, except to turn the meat (no more often than every half-hour). As you get to know your smoker, you will find that it has hot and cold spots, so you’ll want to rotate your meat on the surface as well as turn it.
After turning/rotating your meat, check your fire. At least 2-3 times while cooking your meat, you’ll want to add more charcoal and smoking wood–always charcoal first, then wood on top. Close your doors, and walk away–but not so far that the menfolk come up to it and spoil the magic! Keep firearms handy if you need to. ;D Shoo off the guys and make them watch football or cook beans–something they can’t ruin.
Sausage is usually done in about 1 to 1 1/2 hours. Ribs in about 2 1/2 hours. Chicken varies widely depending on whether it is whole or cut-up and the size. Ditto for roasts. Brisket can take 4-6 hours if it’s Texas sized. A simple test for doneness is this: poke the meat at its fleshiest place about halfway through with a fork. Observe the juices that escape: red means uncooked, clear means cooked.
Take the meat off the grill, get your sides, and chow down!!!!